Squidward

Known as The Squidward is a practice where you put colored paint on your penis and paint squidwards face on your girlfriends face.

Jay: "Last night was kinky my girlfriend Karen and I did the Squidward last night"
Ben: "Truly a royal dump to be heard through my ears in my life."

by Boots with the fur February 07, 2021

Squidward

When a man places his balls on a persons eye sockets and drapes his dick over the nose.

I pulled a squidward on my girl last night.

by Robby.S October 14, 2017

Squidward

The most MLG dank meme of 2015, 2016 and early 2017. He has a big, fat, black, juicy, rounded, throbbing nose making him the most attractive being in the universe.

OMG LOOK AT THAT GUYS NOSE HE MUST BE SQUIDWARD

by MEEEEMES March 09, 2017

Squidward

God

...you are hearing this from an atheist.

Squidward is God.
Do not deny it. You know the truth.

Squidward is God, and Squilliam (God's highschool nemesis/powner) is the Antichrist.

by Bill (A.K.A. Scallop) February 20, 2012

Squidward

A misunderstood hexopus that only wishes to gain some respect yet nobody gives him any not even from the fandom could be a very sweet kind and caring person deep down UuU (except for the person who wrote this)

Squidward: CANT I GET THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF RESPECT?!
most of the fandom: No!

by True squidward fan #1 October 19, 2017

Squidward

Someone who is grumpy all the time, a real stick in the mud. Someone who is tired of life and hates people, more notably, people who work at retail stores that have cash registers.

They usually scan your items as fast as they can with a crude face and don’t bother to greet you. If you see a guy who acts rude and handles your groceries wrong, he’s most likely a Squidward

A Squidward can also mean someone who’s very rude, very stale and doesn’t give a fuck

Joe: hey that one guy just bumped into me and didnt say sorry. Instead he looked at me with this dark glare. He’s such a Squidward....

Rebecca: hey you wanna go to the mall later? I’m bringing 3 of my friends who are guys.

Saviento: with 3 of your friends? Nah I’d rather sit at home watching Elmo as I cut my penis off. You guys have fun in that little hell hole.

Rebecca: OMG you’re such a Squidward!!

Cashier: *throws items into bags* “59.97$...”
Me: hey everything okay man?

Cashier: “yeah, I’m just feeling kinda squidward today”

by Hitler the great June 10, 2020

Squidward

You place one nut over each of a girls eye and flop your dick over her nose

I was bored and knew my chick was in a bad mood so I flopped my balls on her eyes and cock over her nose, I knew a good old fashioned Squidward would cheer her up

by Gatlin1976 November 13, 2021