dick-slap

dick-slap means to smack another guy across his face with your limp cock.

Matt woke me up this morning by dick-slapping my face so I'd be the early bird to get the worm!

by eda-skip October 16, 2021

dick slap

Verb, transitive.

To cause someone to lose face in an intensely humiliating manner. Similar to own but openly public and sadistically malicious.

Wow you sure dick slapped John by telling his mom about his DUI.

Bill dick slapped Pedro by reporting his cheating to the teacher.

by Jour January 3, 2007

Slap a dick ugly

So fucking ugly that it is indescribable unless by an obscene phrase.

God dam she is slap a dick ugly

by Big ball man December 31, 2021

dick slap

Ashley Schaffer's game

Thats may game, dick slappin is my game.

by ashleyschafferbmw November 20, 2009

Dick slap

Slapping of the testicular region.
Aka what Matt does every night.

Rebecca -Hey Matt what did you do over the weekend?

Matt- Not much besides you. And I had a nice dick slap or two.

by rebecca boggs bitchessss March 10, 2008

dick-slapped

The female version of being pussy-whipped; when a female is "whipped" or controlled by her man

Of course the bitch is dick-slapped; I told her to suck my dick and she even licked the scrotum while she was at it.

by ATM April 4, 2006

Dick Slap

Made by a mentally challenged male post pubescent when they take off all their clothes and someone offers to buy them a Super Hero costume causing retard excitement in which the subject repeatedly jumps up and down smacking their dick on their stomach, balls, and legs. The sound created is a Dick Slap.

I can't believe our math teacher gave us homework over Christmas vacation. He's such a dick slap!

by Flamin' Raymond June 12, 2009