Sargasm

Pretending to have an orgasm during sex and then showing that you didn't climax in order to hurt the self esteem of your sexual partner.

Chick: I made you climax sooooo hard!
Dude: no you didn't, that was just a sargasm

by Nikoliah November 6, 2011

Sargasmic

So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.

The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".

The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.

"Did you see Seth Green in 'Sex Drive'? He was sargasmic! And amish!"

by sirrobinthebrave December 4, 2008

sargasm

Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.

"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!"
"Dude, don't have a sargasm."

by Ben Frey May 22, 2006

sargasm

Sarcastic climax; the end-all of sarcasm, or sarcastic exaggeration.

A sargasm is reached when no more possible sarcastic exaggeration can be made.

by Hendi McHenderson September 22, 2005

sargasm

being turned on or excited by quick wit and cleverness

I just had a sargasm when he texted me all of those puns!

by clevergirlnyc September 15, 2015

sargasm

an extremely exaggerated, over-the-top orgasm, most commonly found in pornography, that leaves the man to believe that he has "done good work," while actually failing miserably.

male- "oh yeah baby! was that some of the best sex ever, or what?"

female- "hell no! have you ever heard of a sargasm? grow a couple inches and come back to me..."

by thegrandmalik22 October 22, 2009

sargasmic

the act of being orgasmically sarcastic; being so adept at sarcasm as to induce an orgasmic effect, leaving the sarcasee gasping for breath an making strange noises; i.e. that shit was funny as hell.

the sargasmic comment left everyone gasping for breath and making strange noises.

by the_Hopper February 23, 2011