The shame of New York. There are a lot of gangs, a lot of violence, and for awhile we had more murders per population than good ol' NYC. The city used to be a nice place and a economic boom-town, but now it just spreads a cancerous wave of crime and sleaze to the suburbs. Its to the point where suburban kids are getting drive-by'd. The city is full of various "scenes" who vie for pretentious supremacy. The city lives off of garbage plates and keystone.
"Fuck man, did you hear about (name withheld)?!"

"Yeah, they shot him 5 times on his goddamn porch"

"I hate Rochester. Lets go get a garbage plate."
by littlebrittle June 20, 2009
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An exremely underrated city in Upstate New York on Lake Ontario and the Genessee River. Has very nice people, a lot of history, and a real family feel. Seabreez, Six Flags Darien lake are great amusment parks in the area. There is a Fast Ferry that goes to Toronto. There are plenty of fun things to do if you look around and get off of your lazy ass. Lightyears better than Buffalo and Syracuse.
Rochester is a great place that gets a bad rap.
by dammitismyword June 3, 2005
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Ah yes! good ole Rochester! home of 10 months of winter the wegmans, worlds greatest garbage plates, the fighting bees, and pappa parkes. The rochester U bees play in the same league as TAU and DU. DUis a national powerhouse and literaly rape the bees every year. However some sutds have came out of R.U. such as pappa parkes. P.Parkes lettered in football, curling, and baseball. He was also known to have deadly accuracy when shooting his BB gun at empty milwaukees best light beer cans. He unoffically lettered in afterhour activities if you know what i mean.
Other famous alums include- Bart Starr, Mike Ditka, Elton John, and Bill Nye
DU sucks! and TAU swallows. rochester rulez!
by dipper jones March 26, 2008
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a great city in upstate new york. the 3rd largest city in new york, rochester has business such as xerox, kodak, and busch and lomb. there are many surrounding suburbs such as irondequoit and greece. rochester lays on lake ontario
Stars that have grown up in rochester include teddy geiger, j-mac, lou gramm, and phillip seamore hofman
by agirlfromroccity July 2, 2006
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asses u all dont know how rochester really is. it relly is a good place to live
asses rochester is the best place in the world
by scottttt September 12, 2006
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The med-city of the US...world, located in south eastern minnesota. Houses mayo clinic. Every day you can find 6-7,000 people that do not live there who are either sick/with their sick relatives/visiting the mayo clinic.
rochester is just full of a bunch of docs! boring!!
by MindyMoo November 15, 2005
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A decaying city in Western New York. There are a few main groups of people that inhabit this area: Gangsters, college students, and orange skanks/douchebags, usually from Greece, who work hourly wage jobs but will blow their whole paycheck on bottle service at Scene Ultra Lounge to create the illusion of being a baller. While U of R and RIT students and graduates bring the city average IQ up to a 63, the general population struggles to pass high school reading class. This is proven by the fact that 75% of people who grew up in Rochester are proud to get accepted at MCC, though most just fail out by age 20. These dregs then go full time employment at the tanning salon, gym, or restaurant for their entire lives. If you can overlook the roid rage, sparkly man jewelry, fake louis vuitton bags, and girls who wear tar for eyeliner, you'll actually find some pretty parks, great restaurants and maybe some cool art galleries... that is, if everything's not covered in the lake effect snow dump. Oh. Rochester.
"Let's go down to East and Alexander and find some hot Rochester girls who can't spell their last names. They have low paying jobs, and low self-esteem to match!"

"We have to drive to Rochester, NY for your 17-year-old cousin's baby shower. We better stop and get some Ed Hardy onesies, likes she asked for."

"Rochester is perfectly safe, as long as you live 15 minutes outside the city limits."
by hashtagyoureugly February 14, 2012
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