nixon

An obscure term for a turd, most likely coined by the author Kinky Friedman in his mystery novels

The cat left a nixon in Ratso's shoe.

by Refugee July 15, 2004

The Nixon

Giving a Tranny a blowjob while Playing with her tits!

I gave that dirty tranny The Nixon

by Spc Kaufman June 29, 2011

nixon

Another name for the commonly used word "nigger".

Used usually in the presence of niggers so you can inconspicuously talk about them while they are near

Describes any type of black person, but usually darker skinned, not mullatos

Dude, all these nixons are creeping me! They keep eying me like I've got Grape drink or something.

Wow, I really hate these nixons

by Whitesnake April 30, 2008

Nixons

Fecal matter that is not completely diarrhea, yet not solid either. Also known as the triple s' (semi-solid shats), the nixons commonly have the look and consistancy of seaweed. Usually appear the next morning after a long night of drinking. Many times they "attack" suddenly and without much time to react.

"Dan had to run to the bathroom as fast as he could cause he was attacked by a case of the nixons."

by SpookN November 30, 2005

nixon

After you get charged with a crime you get away with it.

Man I got a nixon in court today.

by c-town roller February 6, 2008

nixon

verb.(i.e. to nixon)

-to sweat excessively/profusely and not wear makeup or deoderant to cover up the stench and wetness, especially during intercourse. The worst nixon is a crucial nixon, during which the nixoner sweats all over the nixonee.

"Dude I pulled a crucial nixon with julie last night. It was gross, but kinda hot at the same time."

by aquamarinechestnut May 25, 2004

nixon

while a dude proceeds to bang an under age girl from behind,he then raises both hands give's the peace sign on both hands then say's "i am not a crook" giggity.

Dude I totally gave that girl the nixon last night.

by Sean Russell September 25, 2007