monkey wrench

slang for vinegar and water in a bottle to make a woman not have a smelly pussy

will you go to the corner sto and get me a box of monkey wrenches

by lilnemo23 February 9, 2008

Monkey Wrenching

The act of two males spreading their butt cheeks and trying to make their butt holes touch by backing into each other.

John: What's that sound? It's like someone smacking two Easter hams together...
Seth: Oh, that's just Ben and Mike monkey wrenching in the other room.

by Sambo "RAC" Jackson December 17, 2017

swedish monkey wrench

Flicking the bean with your thumb

My fingers got cramped so I had to give her the ol Swedish Monkey Wrench

by L-Boogyyyy June 26, 2018

Monkey Wrench with a twist

Where a girl pulls your junk between your legs and blows you from behind then sneezes.

Man i got a monkey wrench with a twist from her!

by icemann79 July 2, 2011

Portuguese Monkey Wrench

When a woman gives a man a blowjob, and before the man ejaculates, she twists his member clockwise in a wrenching motion while he attempts to ejaculate.

I was hoping for a good time with that prostitute, but she ended up giving me a Portuguese monkey wrench.

by KongoJojo December 13, 2010

Monkey Wrench Pussy

A Woman With A Tight Pussy That Can Contract her kagle Muscles On Command While Having Sex, And Not During Orgasms Which Is Continuous!!!!

1. Girl,!!!! I'm In Love Wit Dat Monkey Wrench Pussy Between Ya Legs

2. That Girl Got A Monkey Wrench Pussy On Her!!!!

by YungSavage8732 November 18, 2010

slovokian monkey wrench

a combination of the geonoshan leg lock and the helsinki freedom punch

Hey Earnest, your aunt handled that slovokian monkey wrench like a real slugger!--- What a whore, that wasnt her first time! Come on Steve!

by brad and craig June 19, 2007