Michael Fred Phelps (born June 30, 1985) is an American swimmer born in Baltimore, Maryland.


Michael Phelps is THE best swimmer EVER.
He is also the greatest Olympian in history.
person 1: did you watch the olympics last night?
person 2: yeah, i did.
person 1: did you see michael phelps?
person 2: HELL YES I DID! THAT MAN IS A SHARK! he's my hero.



Michael f***in' Phelps. 'nuff said!
by marine84x August 14, 2008
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When Michael Phelps was 19, he was arrested for underage drinking and driving under the influence. Most people forgave him. Four years later, he was caught smoking marijuana. For some reason, most people still let it slide and still see him as an idol. But what's next? A sex scandal?
by braze February 28, 2010
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The all-time American icon who not only won 8 gold medals in the Beijing Olympics but also is documented smoking marajuana.
Dude, since Michael Phelps gets high, it shouldn't be illegal.
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Professional swimmer who completely dominated the 2004 and 2008 Beijing Olympics.
14-time Olympic gold medalist (the most by any Olympian!) and holds 7 world records in swimming.
Set a world record in 2008 for most medals won at a single Olympics.
Michael Phelps is awesome.
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America's greatest role model gone bad. Promotes the smokage of weed to all.
Wanna go practice for the next Olympic games? Nah man Michael Phelps won by somking da refer.
by Hiyousuck February 3, 2009
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Aquaman's brother. He had the privilege of participating in the Games of the XXIX Olympiad, where he dominated in swimming.
"Hey, do you know who Michael Phelps is?"

"Yeah."
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The greatest Olympic Swimmer of all time with 8 gold medals in the 2008 Olympics, and 14 overall.

Michael Phelps won again? Can anyone beat him?


Michael Phelps kicks ass!!!
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