1. Adjective. A bad look you give someone while you're judging them.
2. A look you give a girl while banging her if she's ugly and you just sobered up. Usaully the look is given durring doggy style so she does see your meef face. This all depends; however, on if you care if she see's your meef face.
Matt: Oh my god look at those uglyshorts.
Sean: (cringed faced) Wow those are horrible. Crap!
Matt: What happened?
Sean:(laughing) She just saw my "meef" face.
A meef is a compound word combining male and queef. It is not necessarily a fart but a release of air that has been pushed into the rectal cavity during anal sex. It has a smooth sound and no stench; a very passive and natural after effect of anal sex.
" A man who meefs is like a woman who queefs",....
A Queef is a term used to describe a vaginal fart, or "vart" as some like to say. Usually a queef happens during sex when a man is penetrating a woman who has too much air that comes rushing out with each thrust.
Similarly, a meef is a gay man's fart during anal sex where too much air comes out because they are either loose or too gassy as the anal sex happens. Man + Queef = "Meef" It usually smells worse than a queef but the action is very similar.
Troy and Dan were having sex last night and Troy kept meefing the whole time Dan was fucking him!
A collaborative term for Manufactured Beef. Meef is commonly served in school cafeterias and fast food restaurants. You are lucky if there is actually any real beef in your meef. The additives which make up the main bulk of ones meef are usually animal parts such as ears, tongues, feet etc. It is advisable to not think of the possible contents of your meef whilst consuming.
Kev(pickin wee white bits out of his burger): This fuckin burger stinks. Swear to God hi, there's wee fuckin hard bits and all in it. Fuckin stinkin..
Sherm: Aaaaaahhh! You got a meefburger. Manufactured beef hi. See all them wee bits you're pickin at, thats the eyes and probably a bit a hoof. Take your oil kev.