8 definitions by meef

Top Definition
the leetage
God of Gods
Men among men
Destroyer of souls
Holy shit, this track is Ex-Core
by Meef August 21, 2003
The act of masterbating.. very quietly.
"I was playing with myself under the sheets at my parents home so i had to kumquat."
by mEEf January 18, 2004
usually a piece of music in England by Flip and Fill!
although, cheesy dance songs are BAD e.g.:

Fly on the Wings of Love! aarrgghhh (got one of those chipmonks singing)

anything from Scoooter!

Angel City, nnoooooooooooooo

EVERYTHING THEY PLAY ON GALAXY 105! (apart from some good stuff)


generally anything that the little teeny-boppers can bounce around to, waving glow sticks and sucking dummies.
Music : "Fly on the wings of love, fly baby flyyyyyy"
Teenybopper : "oorrrr TUUUNNE" *waves the glow stick and blows a whistle*

PS: scallys like all this shit!
by meef September 09, 2004
A mutant hybrid variant of the homus erectus family believed by some to have been cross bred with a chia pet in monolithic times.
I see that hair growing! You can't fool me! You izza pEEf!!!
by mEEf January 18, 2004
tez
a reaction when someone asks you to do something and you don't wanna!
Kind of a sarcastic remark.
Started in the NixLaou Wayz!
person1 : son you must go get me a bevvy!
person2 : tezzz nay son can't be doin that, ya know what i'm sayin son?
by meef September 13, 2004
means:

people who diss celebrities and other famous people to make themselves feel better!

sad American boys who live in their parents basements downloading porn all day!

Scally fuckers from England who have Bleached-Blonde hair who wear cheap Burberry hats and Rockport shoes saying, "Buzzin" or "thats canny man yeah" or "ere mate save us two's"!!

someone who has no comman sense!

Someone who doesn't care about being succesful, and will probably work in McDonalds for the rest of his/her life! and always say, "d ya want fries with that?"

people who take drugs and smoke pot/weed (it all kills you eventually) but they don't care!

and there's lots of other sad patetic little bastards out there, and EVERYONE THINKS YOUR SAD!
Scally says: "ere mate can you get served"
Punk says: "no, im off to go die my hair black"

Basement liver says: "Celebrities are sooo stupid, they like pose all the fuckin time, they are so retarded!"

Normal person says: "You just say all that shit to make yourself feel better, you might look "good" on the Internet but your an acne-faced motherfucker"

i hate these people!
by meef September 09, 2004
Meef is my nickname AND my Xbox Live Gamertag.

everybody calls me Meef, don't ask why cos it takes too long to explain!
Noob: holy crap Meef just kicked my ass on halo 2
Noob2: I know, well Meef is a much higher rank than us Noobs at rank 3!!!!
by meef April 14, 2005

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