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1. Greatest Marine ever

2. Jesus Christ himself was the first seat mech, he joined the marine corps in the year 1 and retired as a Sgt Maj in the year 2... yah he was that awesome.

3. Has slept with every known hot woman in the world... leaves all the fat chicks for powerline and ordnance

4. Every seat mech has kicked Chuck Norris' ass at least once.
All the Hot chicks in the world: "WOW seat mech's are the best!"

Jesus: "I remember when i was a seat mech!"

Chuck Norris: "Holy crap if another seat mech whoops my ass im gonna just roundhouse kick myself to death"
Seat Mech by Seatmech April 28, 2008

B.R.U.T.E/Mech 

A robot looking thing commonly used by pussies. Originated by some guy that was on weed using weed as a straw to drink his beer his favorite number 420 hmm.
bro this guys just killed me with a B.R.U.T.E/Mech what a pussy
B.R.U.T.E/Mech by Kangaroo124 August 16, 2019
One with superior knowledge in google, has lots of spare time, can fix anything with anything or nothing at all, beyond chuck norris, makes boredom look fun, life of the party(but not THAT guy or at least makes a good one), has unlimited power over women, and great skills in convincing women to do anything / the ultimate sex machine.
No example needed. If you can't understand, you are a moron or any other shop. Seat mech.
seat mech by trei56 April 3, 2008

EDS mech 

Any kind of brace used to keep wobbly joints in place. Usually used by people with Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, especially the Hypermobility Type (aka Joint Hypermobility). Wrist and knee and elbow braces, ring splints, kinesio-tape or rocktape.
Wobbly af today, need the EDS mech before I drive or my fingers will pop out.
I'd sublux all over the place without my EDS mech.
EDS mech by EDSgeek December 15, 2016

Ticket mech

the place on a arcade machine where the tickets come form

one of the most comonly jamed parts of a arcade machine

"one of those damn kids stuck a token in the ticket mech"
Ticket mech by Kregg October 18, 2003
Sexy beast robot dude from outer space.
T-Mech by Poooppeodjdhd January 24, 2022