lance armstrong's genes hold the secret to curing cancer. He can sweat out cancer and crap out tumors. Every exwife of Lance Armstrong has cancer because he can actually will it into people's system. The friction from Lance's bike powers Zeus's lightning bolts. No matter where you are and no matter where lance is he will beat you in a race to anywhere.
by RocktheJordan August 17, 2006
When playing pong and only having one ball because all others were lost, too dirty, or crushed in the process of beer pong.
bob: yo man wheres the other ball?
todd: dunno man, guess we're gonna have to lance armstrong it
bob: goddamnit
todd: dunno man, guess we're gonna have to lance armstrong it
bob: goddamnit
by fattehboi September 20, 2008
Sexual phenomenon in which the female kicks her legs during intercourse, i.e. as the pedals of a bicycle turn.
by ozMo January 11, 2007
the Lance Armstrong is when you sit on a girls face, grip her hair with both hands, and pedal her ears all while sticking one testicle in her mouth.
After I gave her the Lance Armstrong, she was speechless, unable to return any means of conversation!
by PhusionDev July 24, 2006
Lance Armstrong rapes all europeans when it comes to bike racing. Other americans are just so fat, they had no chance of competing with him to begin.
by Nicolas Sarkozy September 16, 2007
The testicle Mr. Armstrong had removed due to a cancerous growth.
can be used randomly to create awkward situations
can be used randomly to create awkward situations
"hey dave"
"morning hector"
"did you hear about lance armstrong's testicle?"
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"how was your weekend hector?"
"alright"
"morning hector"
"did you hear about lance armstrong's testicle?"
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....
"how was your weekend hector?"
"alright"
by huehuehueHUEHUEHUEHUE May 21, 2013
by Rob M.H. September 6, 2008