Labrador touch

Much like the Midas touch turns everything to gold, a Labrador touch turns everything to shit.
Man everything I've tried working on this week has broken or gotten worse, I really have the Labrador touch.
by Labradortouch1000 January 25, 2024
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Hayden Labrador

If you're dating Hayden Labrador, you're in for a real treat. He's not to skilled in romance, but knows how to give you butterflies. He gives great hugs, and his friends always push him around. Hayden is a good source for jokes, as he can always brighten up your day.
Mikey: Hayden Labrador is the best thing to happen to me!
by MSAtheSpectacular May 12, 2022
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Labrador Retriever

The best dog breed in the whole entire world. And that is a FACT. There's a reason why they've been the most popular dog breed for over 30 years. Hint hint: It's because they're awesome. And sooooo adorable. Where do you think they get their name? After all, they're Labra-dorable!!!!!!
by Pialinist February 16, 2023
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Labrador Shift

A turn at following your dog around with a baggie to get your stash back. Shifts typically last 3 days.
I had to take a Labrador Shift over the weekend, if ya know what I mean...
by myk247365 July 14, 2025
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labradorable

When a person is happy, enthusiastic and incredibly intelligent while helping in any situation and is adorable whilst doing so.
“This electrical engineer was so enthusiastic and efficient at fixing my lightbulb! “
“That is labradorable!”
by dancegal1234 February 12, 2018
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