The definition above this one was done by my stalker. It is a funny story to tell. I could have even had her, but, well, we could not marshall the necessary courage for that. And I was even a virgin at the time. Which begs the question - why can I not be stalked by someone intelligent, attractive, and preferably marxist? But I suppose there is some law of human relations that states that the stalker must be uninteresting to the stalked. Or I would have actually noticed her. Good times.
You should be able to find me...somewhere here is contact information.....
You should be able to find me...somewhere here is contact information.....
by imperatorcons August 13, 2011
Konstantin - A zen like state of mind usually associated with illusory superiority - Often presents as a form of entertaining delusional alternative reality in Bulgarian lone wolves. Side effects include accelerated hair loss, uncontrollable erections, and a predisposition to business time. Sometimes used as the standard unit measurement for bullshit (logarithmic scale).
1. He claimed his dick was so big, but when I saw it I realised he was suffering from Konstantin.
2. The claim that the car could do 0-60 in 3 seconds turned out to measure 6 on the Konstantin scale.
2. The claim that the car could do 0-60 in 3 seconds turned out to measure 6 on the Konstantin scale.
by Naturally Aspirated April 18, 2017
GANGSTER
"You will always be my boo." - My Boo by Usher & Alicia Keys
EMO
"You will always be my Konstantine." - Konstantine by Something Corporate
"You will always be my boo." - My Boo by Usher & Alicia Keys
EMO
"You will always be my Konstantine." - Konstantine by Something Corporate
by Raven B. July 17, 2005
A ridiculously long emo song written by Something Corporate, who have apparently sold out, cause they didn't have all these damn emotions 5 years ago. The whole damn song is a bunch of meaningless statements emo kids can pretend to understand when really its just a bunch of crap in an asshat. Contains a piano "solo" where the piano just does the same thing its been doing the whole song. They probably got the idea from Oasis...
this is because i can spell konfusion with a k
and i like it
it's to dying in another's arms and why I had to try it
(About as meaningful as as a blank dictionary)
and i like it
it's to dying in another's arms and why I had to try it
(About as meaningful as as a blank dictionary)
by eljay March 7, 2005
by Aloeprince September 11, 2018
Konstantin is a small guy. He might seem very selfish and mean but in real life he is like a teddy bear. He loves smurfs because he loves the color blue. He has blond hair and blue yes. Mostly Russian dude. He likes having one night stands. Has a tight ass and always wears tight clothes. He wants to fall in love with the perfect person boy/girl. He is very romantic and sweet. He has a great personality.
by Snart56 April 17, 2020
A really long, emo song that people who suck at piano like to learn how to play to show off to their emo friends. They also like memorizing all the words like its some kind of accomplishment.
Emo Kid: "Man, last night I was so depressed. I listened to 'Konstantine' like 30 times and learned all the words"
Other Kid: "You are pathetic"
Other Kid: "You are pathetic"
by AllNighter December 23, 2005