1 definition by imperatorcons

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The definition above this one was done by my stalker. It is a funny story to tell. I could have even had her, but, well, we could not marshall the necessary courage for that. And I was even a virgin at the time. Which begs the question - why can I not be stalked by someone intelligent, attractive, and preferably marxist? But I suppose there is some law of human relations that states that the stalker must be uninteresting to the stalked. Or I would have actually noticed her. Good times.

You should be able to find me...somewhere here is contact information.....
I, Konstantin, I suppose, am an example of myself?
by imperatorcons August 13, 2011

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