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wetter than a nun in a candle shop 

*steps into puddle with only socks on*
"ugh... my sock is wetter than a nun in a candle shop"

happy as a dog in a butcher's shop 

Extremely happy, because one's goals have been attained, one's dreams have been fulfilled and because present happiness is expected to linger on and on...
He married his teenage love. He's happy as a dog in a butcher's shop.

Shopping in my grocery store 

When someone starts hitting on your girlfriend or wife knowing full well that she is a taken woman.
Hey did you see that guy walked right up and tried shopping in my grocery store?

shopping in my store 

Violating someone's 3 foot personal space rule, getting in someone's grill, and being way too close for comfort.
I don't understand why Maleeq is always shopping in my store? He needs to step off and get away from me with his funky breath.
shopping in my store by Snocap September 28, 2006

Shopping in London 

When you get fired taking drugs, in particular coke
John said "Ahh, where is Anthony today?"

"Oh he went 'shopping in London'" Replied Graham
Shopping in London by Rasqualius November 29, 2013

He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call. 

He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.
He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.