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Fictitious alien race from Douglas Adam's
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series of books, television shows and radio plays.

Vogons are reknowned for their bad poetry, dislike of hitchhikers, bad temper and tendency to blow up mostly harmless planets.

Most Vogons tend to become bureaucrats for the galactic government, a profession ideally suited to their unpleasent natures.

A prime example of a Vogon is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz, captain of the Vogon constructor fleet that demolished the planet Earth to make way for a hyperspace bypass.
On no account allow a Vogon to read poetry at you.
by Suvorov August 3, 2004
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A fictional town from the video game Final Fantasy VII. It was the hometown of Cloud Strife and Tifa Lockheart until it was destroyed by Sephiroth. The town was later rebuilt by the Shinra corporation in a cover-up operation and actors were hired to replace the townspeople.

The name 'Nibelheim' is probably a mistranslation of 'Niflheim' - The realm of the dead in Norse mythology.
Nibelheim was destroyed five years ago
by Suvorov June 10, 2004
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An image that has been altered with Adobe® Photoshop® software, usually for humorous effect.

There exists certain photoshop-isms, that is to say, recurring trends such as Admiral Ackbar pointing out traps or the infamous zerg rush.

Fark.com, SomethingAwful.com and Worth1000.com have excellent examples of shopped images.
LOL! I shopped a picture of George Bush and Osama Bin Laden to make it look like they're kissing! LOL!!!!11
by Suvorov August 2, 2004
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an undesirable reaction to smoking cannabis common amongst lightweights and first-time tokers. Symptoms include dizzyness, clammy skin, nausea and vomiting.
It gets its name from the paleness of the sufferer as the blood drains out the capillaries under the skin due to a decrease in blood pressure.
"oh man, I don't know what you put in that joint, but it gave me one hell of a whitey."
by Suvorov August 20, 2003
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Sol is a G2-type main sequence star located in a minor arm of the Milky Way galaxy called the Orion Spur.

It is orbited by nine planets; Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto and is believed to be surrounded by a vast sphere of comets called the Oort Cloud.

Sol has a mass 332,830 times that of our planet and has an equatorial radius of 695,000 kilometres. It's surface temperature is 6,000 degrees celsius and it as roughly 4.5 billion years old.
Sol is more commonly referred to as 'The Sun'
by Suvorov August 3, 2004
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Firecracker with a round visco fuse instead of the traditional wick fuse. Can be used in low oxygen environments and in water. The fuse is slightly more dangerous than normal fuses as it spits fire when lit.
by Suvorov August 20, 2003
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