by Third_Player May 10, 2022
by Denizlol69 July 22, 2019
The term "IKE" (or I Know Everything) is typically used to describe the new person in a position who is unteachable simply because he/she knows absolutely everything there is to know. This person is typically easily to identify as everyone who has come into contact with them wants to punch him in the fucking throat!
Boss: "Hey Iain, I'd like you show Cameron how we place a roof ladder."
Employee: "Yeah, Fuck Him! How about I get IKE up on the roof and then throw his fucking ass off? I can't spend 5 minutes alone with that cocksucker without plotting his death. I'm not saying that I hate him, I'm just saying that if I were to unload the groceries in his throat to choke him out, it'd be both physically and mentally satisfying for me AND my co-workers!"
Employee: "Yeah, Fuck Him! How about I get IKE up on the roof and then throw his fucking ass off? I can't spend 5 minutes alone with that cocksucker without plotting his death. I'm not saying that I hate him, I'm just saying that if I were to unload the groceries in his throat to choke him out, it'd be both physically and mentally satisfying for me AND my co-workers!"
by STAN Smallwood July 17, 2017
the action of being forcefully punched, slapped,choked, thrashed, kicked, etc....
Derives from now deceased rock and roll icon Ike Turners abusive behavior...
Derives from now deceased rock and roll icon Ike Turners abusive behavior...
Girl: hi 911 I need the police
911 Operator: what's the problem?
Girl: my boyfriend just iked me!
911 operator: police are in route
911 Operator: what's the problem?
Girl: my boyfriend just iked me!
911 operator: police are in route
by Lovelyladydee1987 December 8, 2009
whatup ike?
definition: this one is kinda tough. easiest way to define it, is it's kinda like the word dude. but you can only use it when you're talking to someone directly. you can say " i aint even tryin to hear that ike" or " whassup iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike" but you can't talk about someone indirectly, such as " look at that ike over there" or "that ike aint hard" also, it can't be pluralized.
history: "ike", short for issac, was an infamous drug lord that lived on the hill district in pittsburgh, pennsylvania. the hill is pretty much the hardest part of pittsburgh, run by the bloods((if u dont know what a blood is, kill yourself)) anyways, Ike was shot and killed one night in a gunfight with rivals, and was hailed as a hero to the bloods. since then the bloods have been calling each other by his name as a sign of respect.
definition: this one is kinda tough. easiest way to define it, is it's kinda like the word dude. but you can only use it when you're talking to someone directly. you can say " i aint even tryin to hear that ike" or " whassup iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike" but you can't talk about someone indirectly, such as " look at that ike over there" or "that ike aint hard" also, it can't be pluralized.
history: "ike", short for issac, was an infamous drug lord that lived on the hill district in pittsburgh, pennsylvania. the hill is pretty much the hardest part of pittsburgh, run by the bloods((if u dont know what a blood is, kill yourself)) anyways, Ike was shot and killed one night in a gunfight with rivals, and was hailed as a hero to the bloods. since then the bloods have been calling each other by his name as a sign of respect.
"whatup ike?"
"hey ike, lemme hold one of dem squares right quick"
"niggas aint got this pimp game ike"
"hey ike, lemme hold one of dem squares right quick"
"niggas aint got this pimp game ike"
by Andy Boner January 27, 2005