gooning

masturbation so intense that it becomes a state of meditation that consumes you and provides endless pleasure, you either pair it with overstimming (cumming as much as you can) or edging (trying not to cum for as long as possible), there is not one way to goon, they all just have one goal; be consumed by your masturbation into bliss.

it is almost always (but doesnt need to) paired with porn or surrounds itself with porn- it is also known at bating.

i was gooning for several hours last night! im such a bater!

omg! yes! look at you serving cunt! you are such a gooner!

gooning by 3meitloml May 2, 2023

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SPRUCE GOOSING

A sexual act where a very large woman is on top of a man cowboy style with her arms out to her side and making airplane noises, while unable to receive any upward thrust.

"Nate went out spruce goosing again last night."

SPRUCE GOOSING by yorg December 8, 2015

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prestige gooning

A state of sexual pleasure achieved through masturbation in which one ascends beyond consciousness and becomes one with his penis. The utmost form of gooning.

I got so far into prestige gooning yesterday that I became my penis.

prestige gooning by tomatoBhutan May 6, 2022

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Goodington

The hoodrich way of discovering everything you need to know about somebody. The simple phrase "What's goodington?" can be used instead of "What's up" or "How's it going?"

What's really goodington? Not muchington, chillington paddington bear.

Goodington by trick daddington March 12, 2010