Excrement 

To be used as an alternative to the word 'excellent' in a manner whereby just enough doubt is cast in the mind of the listener as to whether you really said 'excrement' or 'excellent'. Most effective when teamed with the finger pyramid of evil contemplation and a suitably evil voice.

Person A: This cake is truly fab
Person B: Yes, it is excrement.

Person A: You won the lottery!
Person B: Excrement.

Excrement by wonderbra676 February 21, 2007

Excremento 

disparaging name for Sacramento, CA

I have go to visit my parents in Excremento this weekend.

Excremento by JJinSF April 7, 2006

excrement 

the motherfuckin shit that comes shooting out your ass.

"Mmmmm that chocolate pudding was good!"
"That was human excrements"

excrement by strider October 21, 2004

Excrementitious 

Having or characterized by an abundance of fecal matter; shit-pocked, crap-stained, excrement-oozing, hold-your-breath, watch-your-step filthy.

Mere: "Varanasi is by FAR, truly remarkably and disgustingly so, the most excrementitious city of them all."

Excrementitious by Took Oi July 15, 2006

excrement expo 

A synonym of shit show or fecal festival; a crazy time when anything can happen.

Jeff: "Hey man, you should swing by my place on Friday night. It's going to be a total excrement expo!"
Ryan: "Real shit show, huh? I'll be there!"
*Ding Dong*
Jeff: "Welcome to the shit show, man."
Ryan: "Um...it smells bad in here. Where's the keg? Why don't I see any hot girls?"
Jeff: "Even better my friend. This right here is a rare petrified dropping from a 15th century dodo bird...oh and this one over here came from a woolly mammoth 100,000 years ago!"
Ryan: "Dude. I didn't realize you meant that literally. This is a bunch of bullshit."
Jeff: "No, the bull shit is in the other room. Really interesting stuff. Let me show you."
Ryan: "Screw this. I'm swayze."

excrement expo by Nicholas D February 27, 2011

excrement 

Waste your body eliminates. Includes feces and urine.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm! Delicious poop!!

excrement by Poopdude December 7, 2004

after the excrement hit the air-conditioning

A clever saying from the book "Hocus Pocus" by Kurt Vonnegut that he uses as a term for the end of the Vietnam War.

This saying now can be said to reprisent the ending of something that you'd rather not say, such as a relationship or a friendship.

Girl 1: "Why don't you and Nick talk anymore?"
Girl 2: "Well, after the excrement hit the air-conditioning, he just turned into a complete asshole and stopped talking to me."

after the excrement hit the air-conditioning by super_juicebox November 6, 2008