Person 1. How the hell did a pig get elected president?
Person 2. No Idea
Person 1. And they named him Donald Trump
Person 2. Sounds like the name for a pig alright
Person 2. No Idea
Person 1. And they named him Donald Trump
Person 2. Sounds like the name for a pig alright
by .Person. April 16, 2018

by BishSticks April 17, 2018

by Dabigchunges October 26, 2019

Rare talking creature that resembles an orange orangutan with crazy ass hair. Widely hated by half the world.
Tom: Hey man, have you seen Donald Trump?
Tim: Dude I can't believe this goblin is in the white house.
Tim: Dude I can't believe this goblin is in the white house.
by Hamsdude February 02, 2018

Author of "Trump: The Art of the Deal" and close friends with Putin, Donald Trump is best known for strategically handling US diplomacy by causing the largest government shutdown in the US and for ensuring world peace by pulling troops out of Syria.
by imagoofygoober123 January 11, 2019

by Nrg Real Madrid August 26, 2020

An orange headed cunt who is poisoning the minds of young Americans into believing that Mexicans are the source of most of our problems when in reality they're doing much less harm than we are to each other.
Donald Trump decided to spend billions of dollars building a wall, instead of using that money on improving the education system and homeless situation. What a fucking idiot
by Dubiks January 30, 2019
