Dexter

A cute dairy farmer that talks slow as fuck with a long cock and he is not afraid to helicopter that bitch. He also has a brother that eats steroids for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Enters the loft:

Dexter: "Ahhhh shoots big bro, not my pooper again"

Bro: "If you want a new truck, you'll keep you mouth shut"
by Pooper34 March 28, 2019
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Dexter

I'm feeling Dexter today.
by dexterisyummy January 19, 2021
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Dexter

*How much* dexter did that guy drink?
by D.Psychosis November 24, 2006
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Dexter

A very talented man, with a very unique taste in music. Typically you'll find him at Walmart stalking the shelves

He is 6' brown hair brown eyes, funny, fun to be around, very attractive,
I wish you dexter
by Memziers May 31, 2016
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Dexter

One who is texting while drinking. A drunken texter.
I have totally ruined our friendship, sorry that I'm such a Dexter!
by ookoy March 08, 2011
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Dexter

Dexter is such a hoe and he always calls people slags
Jesus Dexter is such a prick
by Dexterisahoe December 30, 2018
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Dexter

The flyest jitt you ever knew
JWJ: the school i go to. They love Dexter
by ticklebuddyalexismydad November 11, 2017
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