Conan O'Brien

Late night talk show host claimed to be the funniest man on late night by ignorant college kids who have never heard of Johnny Carson. These people can be identified as those who give this entry a thumbs-down.

Ignorant College Kid: Man Conan O'Brien is so funny.
Badass: Yeah, but he's not even funny compared to Johnny Carson, the true King of Late Night.
Ignorant College Kid: Who's Johnny Carson?
Badass: You ignorant fuck. Go back to drinking cheap beer out of red plastic cups at your fucking college parties thinking you're really fucking cool. The world doesn't need ignorant shits like you.

by Allen C July 5, 2007

Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien is the name of the man found in a golden box in 1690 under the rule of King Esophies.

Unlike contemporary funny man Conan O'Brien, this Conan from 1690 filled mining tunnels with cloaks and apple peals for the rats.

see Goldwasser.

Conan O'Brien left his golden box, and outside the box, some Goldwassers.

"Mother, may Conan join us for dinner the Tuesday after next?"

by Dr Quentin Q. Quinn August 7, 2005

Conan O'Brien

1. A tall, lanky, apparently hormonally challanged late-night television "comedian" virtually incapable of growing facial hair and with a piping, rather effeminate, squeak-frequency voice, which he uses to broadcast stunningly lame "jokes", being rewarded highly. 2. A lame joke. 3. An effete-like male earning a living off bad jokes.

Mr. O'Brien's a pain in the rear.
Hmmmm, i wonder what made this Conan idiot imagine that....

by DementedRonald October 14, 2004

conan o'brien

THe funniest host ever if your drunk high, sober or clean, it doesn't matter with conan. beats the sh1t outta letterman and leno, even with worse guest because of his timeslot.

He dont need no example

by tim pitts March 11, 2004

conan o'brien

The host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien on NBC. In my opinon, funnier than Leno, Letterman, Kilborn and (unfortunatley) Kimmel. Though he rarely receives A-list celebrities, his skits and antics are second to none in hilarity. His show spawned the infamous character of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

Staying up for Conan O'Brien is worth while, even though it usually starts late because of stupid Jay Leno.

by Mark August 18, 2004

conan o'brien

Late night host who does funny and creative dances.

I love to watch the opening of Late Night With Conan O'Brien.

by the_kramer_89 August 6, 2004

Conan O'Briened

To be erroneously fired or laid off from your job by incompetent bosses for ridiculous or dubious reasons beyond your control.

"Our boss screwed up so we all got Conan O'Briend."

"I can't believe I'm getting Conan O'Briened over this!"

"Activision Conan O'Briened a lot of people from Radical today because there isn't a new Spider-man movie coming out for them to make a game for."

by usernamedan February 12, 2010