chauncy

a person who takes pictures of themselves using dildoes

Hey did you hear that mike is a chauncy?

No gross.

yeah he has a collection of dildoes.

by john to the b July 03, 2007

chauncy

1. a half emo pig dog. seen in the chauncy comics.

2. a yellow furry puppet that wears a top hat on the mtv2 show wonder showzen.

1. (girl) "hey chauncy, wanna go to the mall with me?
(chauncy) "get the fuck away from me you stupid ho."

2. (chauncy) "oh no kids! theres gonna be a rumble between the numbers and the letters! dont worry, ill stop it with my HIPPIE POWER!"

by no ones gonna care about a stupid bug! no ones gonna care! April 18, 2005

Chauncy

Poo, turd, dump, grotesque excretion of the bowels, usually referring to an extremely large or smelly offering

I left a totally nasty chauncy in your bathroom this morning.

by ElScotto January 29, 2009

chauncy

a person who is NOT to be trusted w/ any of your stuff, don't believe them at all, they are not reliable, and probably, if trying to sell you a car would give you a jenky ol car that wouldnt last 500 miles

as in "yo that's that chauncy custy ass scandalous beyotch over there" "that monucka's trying to step on my toes..."

by eldice' October 07, 2006

chauncy

1. General purpose noun much like wodie used mostly when describing animate objects. AKA people, animals, llamas
2. Can be used as a term of endearment, a greeting, or an insult depending on the context
3. Usually preceded by the word fucking

Brought to the Ingerhood by a certain Dutch Hog

"Alex, you fucking chauncy!"
"What up you fucking chauncy?"

by Reuthermonkey May 01, 2003

chauncy nipples

A man with oddly shaped nipples that are extremely hairy.

Man I hate goin with Austin to the beach because he scares all of the action away with his chauncy nipples.

by titsmcgaffney December 10, 2009

chauncy lips

A word used to describe anyone who in fack has lips that hang below thier chin.

Hey chauncy lips, you're a real piece of shit.

by Urine Stain December 02, 2003