|1.||wicker park chauncy|
a wicker park chauncy wears black jeans and fake vans to the pool. they buy top of the line road bikes they can't ride. they buy rides they can't drive. they mooch. they are cooler than you. they drink better beer than you. they need more tatoos. they like better music than you. they are not hipsters. they are not living in wicker park because it's convient to work, they are living in wicker park because it's convient to work. they also are not being chauncy.
ever since bluecardude moved to the park, he's been a real wicker park chauncy.