And the prophet Daryn said unto them, "go ye, and form ye a team, an intramurals soccer team, and steamroll ye over the competition. Even with 10 seconds remaining, ye will defy logic, the goals will flow bountifully forth unto ye, and the witnesses will say: 'Behold ye, for I have seen this AwesomeTeam, and they are indeed AWESOME, ye'".
And it was AWESOME.