3 definitions by AlphaRicky

BRO CODE

THE BRO CODE is a living document, much like the Constitution. Except instead of outlining a government, or the Bill of Rights, or anything even resembling laws, the BRO CODE provides men with all the rules they need to know in order to become a bro and behave properly among other bros. Dating back to the American Revolution, the BRO CODE has never been published before. Few know of its existence, and the code, until now, has been verbally communicated between those in the 'bro'. Containing approximately 150 unspoken rules, this code of conduct for bros can range from the simple (bros before hos) to the complex (the hot-to-crazy ratio, complete with bar graphs and charts). With helpful sidebros the BRO CODE will help any ordinary guy become the best bro he can be.

Sample Articles from the BRO CODE:

Article 1: Regardless of veracity, a Bro never admits familiarity with a Broadway show or musical.

Article 53: A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with prophylactic protection.

Article 57: A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro / chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.

Article 77: A Bro Never Cries.

by AlphaRicky July 30, 2009

rebound hi5

A hi5 that represents a rebound in a recently separated couple.

Me: "High-five!!"
slap

Then it gets weird for some time (make a weird face)

Me: "rebound hi5!!"(hi5 again)
slap

Then it gets weirder

by AlphaRicky July 30, 2009

awesomeness

1. The quality of being awesome.

2. Barney Stinson´s from How I Met Your Mother definition

1. job interviewer: " what´s your best quality?"

me: "Awesomeness!!"

2. "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story."

by AlphaRicky July 30, 2009