Penis Altitude

That tingling feeling you get in your dick when you go on a roller coaster, drop tower, or driving fast on slight slopes

2 guys on roller coaster

“Guy 1: Oh shit I got penis altitude”
“Guy 2: Same bro!”

by Denzel Curry July 23, 2022

cruising altitude

A state of X (adult life for example) where no serious effort is urgent, or even needed anymore.

College kids talk about how they want a degree so they can shake things up and change the world, but like most people, deep down they just work towards a life at cruising altitude, and then that idealism fades just like yours or mine.

Once I've paid off my loans and can live life at a cruising altitude, I will at least consider having a child

by how-young-people-talk March 14, 2020

Maximum Altitude

Term for when somebody has reached the physical or mental peak of being high, namely on marijuana. Reaching Maximum-Altitude means that a person cannot/will not smoke anymore because they believe they can't possibly get any higher.

"Dude we've smoked 7 bowls, wanna go for an eighth?"
"No way. I'm at Maximum Altitude, I can barely move."

by The Guru of Ganja November 01, 2013

altitude idiot

A GTA Online normie who tries to fly an aircraft but makes absolutely absurd movements such as flying unnecessarily high, making vastly wide and enormous turns, or excessive falling back due to the initiates advancement in positioning

This altitude idiot just spammed his lockons the entire time and called me a modder with aimbot for killing him with my machine guns.

by Buzzard_Smurf May 03, 2018

gaining altitude

When one is already high, and continues to hit blunts causing them to get "higher".

Dude, Tom has been gaining altitude for the past couple hours.

by Doodlemeister October 24, 2015