AIDS

The reason why the the pool is closed.

Habbo fag: Dude let me through!
anon: Pool's closed due to AIDS!

by Kaido January 14, 2008

AIDS

/ādz/
noun
a disease in which there is a severe loss of the body's cellular immunity, greatly lowering the resistance to infection and malignancy.

Elizabeth "Toby" De Santiago The 3rd gives me hella AIDS fam.

by ShinobiMane March 23, 2017

AIDS

A disease, not a mental health problem, OK people?

That man does not have AIDS?

by Golferbc September 24, 2019

AIDS

After Intense Drinking Shits

Just had AIDS, last night was crazy.

by schroedz April 29, 2010

AIDS

AIDS = Acquired Internet Deficiency Syndrome

-noun
a disease of the internet characterized by increased susceptibility to opportunistic infections due to faulty anti-spyware and virus programs, resulting in an excruciatingly slow internet connection.

Bob: "Dude, wanna go play Kuma War?"

Chuck: "Ah, dude, I wish I could, but my computer got AIDS yesterday when McAfee went kaput."

by mariahneu April 20, 2009

AIDS

AIDS is when you have unprotected sex

Oi i laid my girl last night and I got fuckin aids
SHIT MAN GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

by Jamiejsjsjsjjsjfjndjdjnd December 13, 2016

AIDS

What people get when they eat gluten and they are gluten intolerant

Kai: I just ate pizza and now I have aquired an aids

by so, ostrichs December 16, 2018