A tested and proven fact. This band is so abysmally terrible that it would be funny if their "music" wasn't so god damn annoying. If you are a fan of the Jonas Brothers, then you are a tasteless individual who probably has no idea what real music is (see also: Jonas Brothers Fan).
Incredibly rudimentary guitar work, basic and stale drumming and ultra annoying, nasal-as-fuck vocals are what the Jonas Brother's "music" is composed of. It's not original or innovative in the slightest, either.

More proof that the Jonas Brothers suck, as though it was really necessary, is the fact that their fan base is almost entirely retarded. Just check through the comments on any of the many hate videos scattered throughout Youtube. Even scarier still is the fact that some fans actually actively seek out these videos just to attack them... and they say us haters have no lives. Ironic, huh?
by Wormaldson August 4, 2009
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An amazing boy band consisting on three talented brothers - Kevin , Joe and Nick Jonas. I've read alot of the other definitions saying negative things about them and its complete rubbish! They are not gay! They write there own songs! They are really talented! I love them and so do loads of other people!
by Amz7xx September 14, 2009
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Stupid girls usually who are between 12-17 who worship and pray and dream of having sex with the Jonas Brothers. They are mindless bandwagon followers who can't spell argue or think of any reason to like the Jonas Brothers than their (lack of) looks. They are like zombies you can't kill legally.
"Oh god those Jonas Brothers fangirls just flamed me for not being a zombie and liking the JB
by AlisaGirl1990 August 23, 2009
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A talented group of 3 men Nick, 16 Joe, 20, and Kevin,21. They have 4 records and 2 of them have gone #1(A Little Bit Longer and Lines Vines and Trying Times).Most people like to make fun of them because they are on Disney or their style of clothing...but mostly these people are jealous because the Jonas Brothers are millionares before the age of 25 and they have had 3 sold out tours.... and the fuckers who make fun of them still live in their moms basement and masterbate at little girls riding their bikes past the window. if they wernt talented they never would of made it famous...and all the girls woulnt love them
Mark:The jonas Brothers suck
Carla: How old are you again they have had so much success trust me ur opinon isnt needed
by chicken67 August 1, 2009
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Anyone who got a least a taste for real music
Some Bitch"Fuck you!!, Jona brother are hot and know what their singing,you Jonas Brothers Hater!!" Me(having a conversation about i don't like the Homobrother and then interrupted by a 13 year old girl that came from no where)" Know what they singing?!!,then don't know what their singing first it about sex,then go on about purity ring,if you want music try Frank Sinatra" Some bitch"Who that singer that my dad like?, old and not music!!" Me"Sigh" they know nothing these day"
by Nelson666 September 8, 2009
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A good band, that is not only like the 6-17 year old but by many others (and some guys too!). They are talented and compare to others that like to insult them, worked hard to become what they become. They are true to themselves and to their beliefs and not gay. All in all, its a decent band that does not need the shit its getting.
OMJ, the Jonas Brothers are totally awesome - girl

The Jonas Brothers are a decent band that stick to their dream and beliefs - boy
by Houbako September 7, 2010
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