Upside-down Unicorn

Referring to a male or male parts.

Person: Hello upside-down unicorn
Random male: what?
Person: you are a male so I define you as such

by Makingthingsreal August 13, 2016

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Upside Cheeks

An extremely useless portion of your body unless you have a hottie who could sit on there comfortably and you could make some lovely memories, Yes, I'm talking about your thighs, your manly lap. The idea behind calling it "Upside Cheeks" is - Your but are cheeks which are down while you're sitting or laying down therefore, Your thighs/lap which is opposite to your downwards cheeks should be called as Upside Cheeks.

His man got smooth Upside Cheeks!

by Portial8r May 4, 2021

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Upside Down Blajowski

The result of a male specimen hanging from the season while a female is shitting while sucking dick.

P1: Heard you got your dick sucked while you were on the ceiling

P2: Oh, nothing but a measly Upside Down Blajowski

by Dicksucker583 February 26, 2022

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Upside down Icicle

The upside down icicle is the hypothetical pint from a very specific pub in Pembrokeshire located in the (redacted) valley.

It is defined as a pint you could receive in the winter with a sharp icicle placed sharp side up in the pint concealed by the beer.

This is hypothetically used for when you’re being a bit of a cünt I said (redacted) valley pub.

You better stop being an assħole boi bach or she’ll give you an upside down icicle.

by The_Unlawful_Octopus November 18, 2025

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