by really pissed off September 1, 2006
A terriable channel that kills the soul of music and f**ks up society today as we know it. They brainwash young girls to do things that they shouldn't like risk their health (throw up) and wear only good things and listen to crappy rap or hip-hop music. All in all they kill music and they should burn in the same level of hell as hitler.
young girl: Oh my god did you see that new black eyed peas video. She looked so hot and skinny i had to go make myself thinner and throw up my dinner. like oh my god I just rapped!! go meee!
young girl2: what does "i" mean all i watch is mtv so im so dumb i have no idea. Im just gonna go take off my clothes and dance for this 47 year old man now.
young girl2: what does "i" mean all i watch is mtv so im so dumb i have no idea. Im just gonna go take off my clothes and dance for this 47 year old man now.
by philyking July 25, 2006
the liberal media right there in lights with glitter on it but people will still deny there's a liberal media
mtv corrupts / influences / brainwashes the youth
by fucking pissed off September 12, 2006
MTV:
1.) Also known as "The Boner Network", as suggested by comedian Lewis Black.
2.) A possible alternative to Viagra.
3.) A source of T&A in moving picture form for middle schoolers everywhere.
4.) A source of talentless male singers for high school girls to drool over.
5.) A repository for reality shows that are far from reality.
6.) A network which, despite its name, has little to do with music.
1.) Also known as "The Boner Network", as suggested by comedian Lewis Black.
2.) A possible alternative to Viagra.
3.) A source of T&A in moving picture form for middle schoolers everywhere.
4.) A source of talentless male singers for high school girls to drool over.
5.) A repository for reality shows that are far from reality.
6.) A network which, despite its name, has little to do with music.
1.) "Had any of these people ever even seen MTV? All you gotta do is watch it for 5 minutes to know it should be called "The Boner Network!"" Quote from Lewis Black.
2.) "Look, if you're having trouble getting the least bit aroused, turn on MTV!"
3.) "Every day kids come home from school and say to their parents 'I'm gonna go watch MTV!!'. then they lock themselves in their rooms, turn on the TV, and just put their little peckers right on the set!" Quote from Lewis Black.
4.) "ZOMG he is soooo HOT!!!" said the girl who has bad taste in music...
5.) "Tropical environment, place with no obese people to be seen anywhere, no 'ugly' women (by men's standards), Tila Tequila walking around proudly displaying her breasts for all the world to see... If only the real world was that way..."
6.) "Why would you hire MTV... to do music? MTV has nothing to do with music. MTV is a video. And video goes where? In your EYE! EYE, EAR, EAR, EYE. Big, fuck, DIFFERENCE!!!"
Quote from Lewis Black.
2.) "Look, if you're having trouble getting the least bit aroused, turn on MTV!"
3.) "Every day kids come home from school and say to their parents 'I'm gonna go watch MTV!!'. then they lock themselves in their rooms, turn on the TV, and just put their little peckers right on the set!" Quote from Lewis Black.
4.) "ZOMG he is soooo HOT!!!" said the girl who has bad taste in music...
5.) "Tropical environment, place with no obese people to be seen anywhere, no 'ugly' women (by men's standards), Tila Tequila walking around proudly displaying her breasts for all the world to see... If only the real world was that way..."
6.) "Why would you hire MTV... to do music? MTV has nothing to do with music. MTV is a video. And video goes where? In your EYE! EYE, EAR, EAR, EYE. Big, fuck, DIFFERENCE!!!"
Quote from Lewis Black.
by Hudizzle February 22, 2008
A piece of shit liberal corperation that wants to brainwash the world. They promote shitty music, stupid whores, and also faggotry.
by Ron Jeremy October 9, 2004
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