1.) Also known as "The Boner Network", as suggested by comedian Lewis
2.) A possible alternative to Viagra.
3.) A source of T&A in moving picture form for middle schoolers everywhere.
4.) A source of talentless male singers
5.) A repository for reality shows that are far from reality.
6.) A network which, despite
its name, has little to do with music.
1.) "Had any of these people ever even seen
MTV? All you gotta do is watch
it for 5 minutes to know it should
be called "The Boner Network!"" Quote from Lewis Black.
2.) "Look, if you're having trouble getting
the least bit aroused, turn on MTV!"
3.) "Every day kids come home from school
and say to their parents 'I'm gonna go watch
MTV!!'. then they
lock themselves in their rooms, turn on the TV, and just put their little peckers
right on the set!" Quote from Lewis Black.
4.) "ZOMG he is soooo HOT!!!" said the girl who has bad taste in music...
5.) "Tropical environment, place with
no obese people to be seen
anywhere, no 'ugly' women (by men's standards), Tila Tequila walking around proudly
displaying her breasts for all the world to see... If only the real
world was that
6.) "Why would you hire MTV... to do music? MTV has nothing
to do with
music. MTV is a video. And video goes where? In your EYE! EYE, EAR, EAR, EYE. Big, fuck, DIFFERENCE!!!"
Quote from Lewis Black.