To take a Theo

Pull a girl in a week, but lose her next week

That girl is out of your league, you are going to take a Theo

by Mydittotoolong April 9, 2021

Taking the pistachio

Another way of saying "taking the piss" which means "are you serious?". This phrase came from the Irish television show, "Damo and Iver".

Friend: *does something stupid*
Me: Are you actually taking the pistachio?!

by Catherine Witch November 28, 2017

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Basically hornball eats a rat and fucks it smelvin gets mad shut the fuck smelvin you a beaner and next krispy kreme owner sells the world and then hornball shapes the world into a donut and eats eat beerus go supa mad mode and go beam beam on the weenie beaner shut the fuck up monty.

Ima wat the new moofy called Hornball takes over the world.

by TheGOATofEVERYTHING!sn3rpGNG! February 15, 2023

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take a fantastic

sorry, I gotta go take a fantastic means that you are troubled or bored or whatever and that consequently you want to leave. perhaps to think perhaps just to be alone without present company. an announcement of leave-taking without explanations.

see example above - as intro to the definition. i don't want to get technical or quibble about how you fill this thing out. i gotta take a fantastic.

by yogurt steele November 7, 2013

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Tom Tom Take Two-Cock

An ex-Navy seaman who developed a reputation for being able to fit two fellow seamen's male appendages in his rectum during man-on-man gay encounters.

"I was on shore leave and came across Tom Tom Take Two-Cock. "
"Tom Tom Take Two-Cock was better than I'd have expected."
"That T4C last night was awesome!"

by Jimmy Feltersnatch January 11, 2014

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