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Smelvin

Smelvin knows where you live. I can tell because he's 100 meters away from you and closing the gap very fast.

Smelvin suggests you start running before it's too late. Come to think of it, it might be already.

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Smelvin

A woman with a distinct scent of fish and broccoli from her lady parts

Man I love to get Dutch ovened by Smelvin!

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A greasy racial slur who should hop in the shower.

Pee yew its Smelvin Melvin BITCH!

by all.about.that.bass______ November 14, 2022

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