Vacuum Jousting

The competive sport of vacuuming. Vacuum Jousiting is a sport in the Midwest.

Yo bro, are you going to the vacuum jousting tournament next Friday? I heard Shoot, Van Barber will be there. He’s the Vacuum champion

by B PUN August 31, 2018

Flag

Get the Vacuum Jousting mug.

Vacuumable

When wanting to know if something on the floor can go up the vacuum.

Hey, do you know if this thing on the floor is vacuumable?

by Misty Partly Cloudy December 17, 2020

Flag

Get the Vacuumable mug.

vacuum cleaner

an electrical device that uses suction to collect dust particles and other shit

hey, nerd remember when Uni Cornelius got his dong stuck in a vacuum cleaner

by zoosmell poolord April 28, 2023

Flag

Get the vacuum cleaner mug.

banter vacuum

The e-quiet that remains when contemporaries, formerly heavily involved in friendly email exchanges whilst one should have been working, quit or are laid off.

bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: hey guys. good weekend?

<.......>

bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: hahahahaha! check this out: (inserts web link of random youtube video or mildly interesting news article)

<.......>

bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: hellooooooo? anyone out there?

<.......>

bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: pah. stupid banter vacuum.

by Bored_Corporate_Drone February 16, 2009

Flag

Get the banter vacuum mug.