4 definitions by CrusadeToaster4

The Vacuum Cleaner

the sexual act of putting your mouth against your partner's asshole and sucking their shit out of them.

"Damn baby you're pretty good with the vacuum cleaner."
"Richard I'm so sick of your sexist jokes."

by CrusadeToaster4 May 5, 2020

Everything Will Work Out

The biggest lie we were all told as kids

Mom: Don't worry sweetie, everything will work out.
Me with depression and anxiety: THE HELL IT WILL

by CrusadeToaster4 May 16, 2020

Simp

A word used to describe a guy who is overly nice to literally every girl regardless of who they are in order to lose his virginity. Usually doesn't get laid until they're in their 30s.

Someone: I bought her so much stuff from the mall, I'll bet she likes me now."
Reddit: Simp.

by CrusadeToaster4 May 4, 2020

Cum Taco

A taco in which you serve to someone while they're under the impression that the thick white stuff is sour cream, when its actually cum.

"Tyler, do you want a cum taco?"

by CrusadeToaster4 May 6, 2020