Clusterfuck

A situation where incompetence, human error and plain bad luck add up to an enormous mess.

The current situation of the Indian Premier League is a clusterfuck of ginormous proportions.

by Split Infinitive May 25, 2013

CLUSTERFUCK

When you need to shit really badly

Guy 1: CLUSTERFUCK

Guy 2: get to the toilet quick!

by POLYHYPER IS THE BEST February 13, 2022

Clusterfuck

Another word for a gangbang.

Oh, I'm so participating in that clusterfuck.

by Deltanomnom January 10, 2019

clusterfuck

something so messed up and unorganized

everyone slammed on the breaks and ran into each other it was a clusterfuck

by logan long July 16, 2019

Clusterfuck

Traditionally/originally of military origin.

Today, however, "clusterfuck" is commonly used to descriptively generalize any situation with a large scale of disarray.

possibly synonyms: mess, disaster
1. "Don't go full retard with the teargas at 6-7pm on a Sunday. When Mr and Mrs Cheung would be watching their poor little, Hugo on the news. It was a total Clusterfuck"
2. "Well, that concert was a clusterfuck."
3. "Did you see the clusterfuck of a traffic jam on Main St.?"
4. "That house party turned into a giant clusterfuck once those cops showed up!"

"Don't go full retard with the teargas at 6-7pm on a Sunday. When Mr and Mrs Cheung would be watching their poor little, Hugo on the news. It was a total Clusterfuck"

by Anonymous.hk October 03, 2014

Clusterfuck Salad

This salad is actually quite delicious. It is filled with lots of nuts and is topped with a white, creamy dressing. Hence the 'fuck' in clusterfuck.

"I'm feeling pretty randy tonight, honey. I think I'll order the clusterfuck salad."

by Section A December 17, 2013

clusterfuck

when looked at closely all human beings are a fuckin' mess or a clusterfuck

my life's a goddamn clusterfuck bitch

by @direlegion March 01, 2022