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No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
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Mr. No answer

Mr. No answer is a term used on people that usually doesn't answer when you call them or text them. Even though you know they are online.
When someone doesn't answer you but you know they are online, you write "Mr. No answer" to them.
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Puzzle answer

Puzzle answers commit all the crime, especially puzzle on puzzle.

You see all staleys and puzzle answers rioting?
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zuhair come and answer my damn question

A dumbass black guy who never answers questions
hey zuhair what is the homework "zuhair come and answer my damn question"
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Hot bellied answers

Not to be confused with hot belly dancers.
When you frantically answer questions because you’re about to get stabbed in the gut.
“Now I don’t want know hot bellied answers, ya hear?” *stabs person*
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Answer Blip

Its a short answer to a question that includes less than 10 words. If gives you your answer quickly with no fluff. It was made popular by www.answerblip.com
Q:What's the only city inside another city. Answer Blip: Vatican City
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