CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName's definitions

qzasxwecdfvrtbghnyumjikolp

Wow! You've just passed level 1000000 of Keyboard Boredom! I congratulate you for your extreme level of boredom! Ok, but actually, this "word" is just like qzawxsecdrvftbgynhumjikolp, but instead of just staying at top-bottom-middle, we have a pattern. Like first one is top-bottom-middle, then middle-bottom-top, then top-bottom-middle, then middle-bottom-top...

Person 1: I'm very bored!
Person 2: And I'm more bored than you!
Person 3: And I'M more bored than YOU!
Person 1: Heh, wanna bet? I searched qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm on Google!
Person 2: Only THAT much? I searched qzawxsecdrvftbgynhumjikolp on Google!
Person 3: ... I searched qzasxwecdfvrtbghnyumjikolp on Google.
Person 1: A... You win.

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName July 17, 2021

Overflow Jump

The most complex type of "jump" in the world record TAS speedrun for Super Mario 64. It's where you go SO UNBELIEVABLY fast that you move through something called "parallel universes". You move through MULTIPLE of them, then rotate your camera, and then jump. This allows you to move through a parallel universe vertically. Then it kicks you out because of reasons I'm not gonna talk about, and boom! You just did an overflow jump!

"What is this mess? Parallel universes? Quartersteps? Overflow jumps are weird."

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName March 3, 2021

Poyo

Kirby. Kirby. Kirby.

"Poyo!"

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName February 28, 2021

Underload

1: when you're installing cyberpunk 2077
2: when the loading bar gets to 99%

1: Person 1 "How's the game installation going?"
Person 2: "Nope, not good. It's underloading."

2: "Why, loading bar? Why do you have to underload when you get to 99%?"

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName March 26, 2021

:DC

An emoticon for when you're trying to be happy, but you are sad in the inside.
Also can be used as a smiley with a chin.

Use 1: Person 1: "What's wrong?"
Person 2: "Nothing. :DC"

Use 2: Person 1: "You have a long chin."
Person 2: "I know. :DC"

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName March 2, 2021

E

1. The alternative for "I don't know how to answer this question, so I'm gonna answer it by saying something completely nonsensical and unrelated to the question."

2. A m e m e .

3. The 5th letter in the english alphabet.

1. Person 1: "Wanna have s*x?"
Person 2: "E."

2. "Markiplier is E god."

3. "a, b, c, d, E, f, g!"

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName April 1, 2021

qawesdrftyghujikolpzxcvbnm

Are you f**king serious? You're THAT bored? Oh, right, you are. Since you ALREADY TYPED qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, qwerty, asdf, qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm, qawsedrftgyhujikolpzxcvbnm, plokijuhygtfrdeswaqzxcvbnm, and many many many many many (repeat 10 times) more. Also, you did this in an alternating left to right diagonal pattern.

"Stop already. You have something better to do other than typing qawesdrftyghujikolpzxcvbnm."

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName March 26, 2021