Fuck Julia, you need muff buffer! I burnt my tongue doing one lap of your courtyard there's no way im gonna stick my dick in that.
by simomaen February 8, 2011
by PointTH June 17, 2017
Worker 1: Did you see how bad Brian's latest project has gotten?
Worker 2: No but I can image, the guy is a total layoff buffer.
Worker 2: No but I can image, the guy is a total layoff buffer.
by StabbAmonte May 13, 2015
When listening to a music library or playlist on shuffle, the songs you don't know well or would not normally listen to, are known as shuffle buffer.
I was listening to my music on random when I hit a shitton of shuffle buffer. Where the hell is the stuff I know?
by Codieaaron May 28, 2013
by MS.M-R January 14, 2021
When you're stuck at dive on a bad date or in an awkward conversation you can't escape...a bar buffer is an acquaintance of yours that is a religious staple at any watering hole who is always happy to see you and loves keeping up conversation. Thank God for their early onset alcoholism because in sticky situations like this, they will be your right hand man until bar close.
I cant believe I caved to go out with this guy, he's more annoying than his texts and this beer won't make the night any better...Holly thought to herself .
Oh thank God there's Gabby! It's happy hour of course she's here, bar buffer to the rescue!
easy out wing man third wheel savior
Oh thank God there's Gabby! It's happy hour of course she's here, bar buffer to the rescue!
easy out wing man third wheel savior
by Helladays November 21, 2015
Female version of the maintenance stroke..... the act of modging while waiting for your porno to load aka a pre modge
by Loubylou69 November 24, 2016