Buffer Fat

When, based on what a person is wearing, it is indiscernible whether they are buff or fat.

I have a buffer fat body; depending on the clothes I’m wearing, you can’t tell if I’m buff or fat.

by thegreatspritzingduck December 11, 2021

buffer pussy

Female sexual partner used to distance ones self emotionally from ones ex's vagina before then sleeping with said ex.

Vanessa needs that buffer pussy before sleeping with her ex over Christmas break.

by Vnastysoultrain December 5, 2016

donut buffer

While double penetrating a girl you use a donut as a buffer so your balls don't touch each other. glazed donut

Don't forget Dylan, If we use a donut buffer it's not gay. glazed donut

by erox February 11, 2016

a-spot buffer

the government blocking the path to the a-spot buffer to make vaginal intercourse more satisfying for the female.

The adult actress had an a-spot buffer when she had a scene at a public space.

by Coop Dupe May 30, 2018

birth control buffers

Items that you purchase along with condoms, spermicide, or other birth control. You do not really want these items, but are self-conscious about the cashier knowing that you only came here to re-fill on birth control.

Ray picked up the last box of his favorite condoms from the shelf and headed to the checkout-lanes, stopping to grab soda and dog food for birth control buffers.

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 28, 2015

scrotum buffer

One who practices the fine art of fellatio. Similar to cock buffer. Usually describes 'omo's.

Gee, Bill, I can't believe you wolfed Bob's knob. You're a real scrotum buffer.

by Buzz-ard September 30, 2005

buffered

When you're being protected.

Bro they are gonna blame you for the bad design.
No worries! I'm buffered. Design review is passed and approved by numerous engineers and senior designers.

by samozvanets June 22, 2014