English Exit

The route by which a member or members of a small group will beeline to every person and their dogs that they've remotely interacted with at the end of any event, whilst making insincere commitments to keep in touch.

Often but not always there will be an unwilling party that is clearly distressed or eager to leave dragged along.

The route often includes going further from the exit, and a undefined loitering time outside of the event area or doorway.

Example Couple at a club:

Partner 1: I've had enough of this joint, wanna bounce? Irish Exit or English Exit?

Partner 2: Yeah me too, English Exit, don't want to be rude.
Partner 1: If we must

by Johnny Jay English July 8, 2022

exit bone

noun. The last bone after breaking up (breakup sex). Similar to an exit interview but boning.

If you cheat on me and we breakup, there will be NO exit bone.

by dansw1fe August 15, 2023

Academic Exit

A person who sneaks out of lectures unnoticed, and/or drops out of their education

oh no, Adam made an academic exit

I made a well-calculated academic exit last week

- Where is Adam?

- He made an academic exit during the break

by anonymous April 27, 2023

exiteer

A group of people who carry out assisted suicide in the book Exit by Belinda Bauer.

"The ultimate outcome was, of course, inevitable, but in the short term an Exiteer had to learn to be patient"

by morethenless January 7, 2022

V-Exit

When someone reaches their limit amid a FaceTime, Zoom, or other virtual social get-together and goes to bed.

Kristy was none to pleased at Matthew’s pre-10pm V-exit on FaceTime last night.

by GoldenChild12 March 28, 2020

Wet exit

When you have to quickly leave somewhere because you've peed yourself.

I was having a great time at the party, but I sneezed too hard and had to make a wet exit.

by Ralphnodon February 8, 2019

self exit

The censored way of saying to commit suicide

She self exited last night.

by chickennugg_01 June 2, 2024