exit wounds

1. The effect of eating especially spicy food, as felt on one's anus when excreting 24-48 hrs later. 2. the aftereffects of any especially bowel-moving event in general, such as diarrhea or Indian food not spicy enough for the first definition.

The Thai place I hit for lunch and the Mexican one for dinner were awesome, but I am seriously dreading the exit wounds I'll have!!!!

by Javrel January 29, 2019

Exitator

A type of hat. The hat is usually referred to an Amato. It usually annoys the host with repeative sentances.

I gave an Exitator to my friend to teach him how it feels to be annoyed.

by Amatowarrior August 6, 2011

self exit

The censored way of saying to commit suicide

She self exited last night.

by chickennugg_01 June 2, 2024

Pittsburgh exit

Any asinine exit on a highway designed by buttholes that force you to travel through town in order to get back onto the highway, leading to you losing time from traffic. Pittsburgh and other cities in Pennsylvania are known to grossly exploit this atrocity of humanity.

I went on a road trip home yesterday and I accidentally exited at the wrong spot and there was no place to get back on. I got forced to drive through town and had to wait an hour through extremely long stop lights who green lights last only a few seconds. Stupid Pittsburgh exits.

by The Real Driller December 28, 2021

Exit Dance

The go-to maneuver when you're deep in a crowd and trying to leave. It is the most logical exit strategy. As you dance past them, bystanders will respect you for being a fucking boss. If you remain hype on your way out, people will ignore the fact that you're lame for leaving that party, concert, rave, etc. Always a 'W'.

Own that exit dance, and getcho ass out of there.

i.e. also works to get to the front at a rave

"I need some water! Lets get out of this crowd!"

* holds intense eye contact *

"Listen mate, this crowd is thick. Looks like an exit dance is our only way out."

by svggytits November 13, 2016

exit

1. a door that lets you leave
2. the act of leaving
3. eternal algebra class with four (from bfdi)

1. The exit to the building is over there.

2. I really wanna exit this place, it creeps me out.
3. I can't believe Four trapped all those people in the EXIT just for losing his dumb competition!

by ZenithPurpleUnicorn February 16, 2024

exit grunt

The sound a person makes when giving that extra umph to complete the passing of an enormous chocolate log.

Dude, we were in a public bathroom, why did that asshole in stall 3 have to give an exit grunt?

by Chredwards April 7, 2017