self exit

The censored way of saying to commit suicide

She self exited last night.

by chickennugg_01 June 2, 2024

wikipedia exit

when a movie or show is so bad, long, or gruesome you quit and just read the plot summary on wikipedia instead

i wanted to know how it ended but there were six seasons so i did a wikipedia exit

by sureidid January 27, 2024

Academic Exit

A person who sneaks out of lectures unnoticed, and/or drops out of their education

oh no, Adam made an academic exit

I made a well-calculated academic exit last week

- Where is Adam?

- He made an academic exit during the break

by anonymous April 27, 2023

Pittsburgh exit

Any asinine exit on a highway designed by buttholes that force you to travel through town in order to get back onto the highway, leading to you losing time from traffic. Pittsburgh and other cities in Pennsylvania are known to grossly exploit this atrocity of humanity.

I went on a road trip home yesterday and I accidentally exited at the wrong spot and there was no place to get back on. I got forced to drive through town and had to wait an hour through extremely long stop lights who green lights last only a few seconds. Stupid Pittsburgh exits.

by The Real Driller December 28, 2021

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😱 : 《¤》Entrance《¤》exit《¤》entrance《¤》Exit《¤》

by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025

united exit

Being knocked semi-unconscious and dragged out by your feet.

That guy was so obnoxious the bouncers gave him a united exit.

by KlintQ April 11, 2017

Definitive Exit Plan

Creating a new word on Urban Dictionary that encourages interaction with the natural world and offers an easy off-ramp from UrbanFictionary.com and the internet in general.

Donaldo could feel he was being sucked into another UrbanFictionary doomscrooling session and preemptively created a new word to establish his Definitive Exit Plan from the internet and return to his natural wilderness habitat.

by RalphhplaR September 10, 2022