Schrodinger's Sponge

"I don't know if spongebob is dead or alive until I watch inside the box"

"I'm make krabber patterys"

"Shut up"

"I don't know if spongebob is dead or alive until I watch inside the box"

"I'm make krabber patterys"

"Shut up"

Schrodinger's Sponge

by Schrodinger's Sponge July 9, 2023

Schrodinger’s Lasagna

Schrodinger’s Lasagna is a term used to describe words, definitions or sayings that have no percieved meaning and simply exist to confuse the listening party.

“At a certain point everything you say is just Schrodinger’s Lasagna.”
“…What?”

by okayxairen August 28, 2023

Schrodinger's Shaft

Also called Schrodinger's Shaft and Balls, is when you send someone a dick pic but show everything but the tip, until the tip is shown the dick could be anywhere between as long as the amount of shaft shown, or infinitely long.

Person 1: Damn my dick is tiny
Person 2: Just cover up the tip
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Schrodinger's shaft, infinite dick length bro
Person 1: Bro...

by Shitting on the floor November 15, 2020

Schrodinger's feminist

a person who identifies as a feminist and claims to support gender equality, yet their actions or statements sometimes contradict this stance. This term humorously points out the inconsistency or ambiguity in their beliefs or behavior,It highlights the paradoxical nature of someone professing feminist ideals while engaging in actions or expressing opinions that undermine those principles.

"Susan claims to be a feminist supporting gender equality, yet her assertion that 'men are useless' contradicts the very principle she purports to uphold." making her a Schrodinger's feminist

by TheManTheMythAndOrTheLegend February 6, 2024

Schrodinger's Gamer

A person whose opinion of a game and its dev team changes based on whether or not they receive and update - most common with update re-runs.

Person 1: "I can't believe we're getting the same Halloween update from two years ago. Couldn't they give us any new content?"

Person 2: "If there was no update, you'd be complaining and saying that "you'd take another re-run over nothing". Stop being Schrodinger's Gamer."

by TheComicalWife March 9, 2023

Schrodinger's asshole

Someone who decides if they were joking or not depending on peoples reaction to what they said. Usually in regard to a controversial statement or edgy joke.

Example 1:
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"WTF thats antisemitic"
"I'm being ironic...I was saying what someone who is antisemitic would say. I don't think that. Take a joke."
"Okay Schrodinger's asshole"

Example 2:
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"LMAO that is hilarious"
"Oh. Yeah haha it is funny. It was totally a joke and not how I feel about reality at all."

Example 3:

"I would love to suck your dick right now"
"Ewww bro wtf"
"I am kidding. Just joking. Clearly. Clearly just joking why would you think I'm serious?" *zips up pants

"Quit being a Schrodinger's asshole"
"You can put your schrodong in my asshole"
"What?"
"Still joking...unless"

by FreeProctologist July 24, 2025

Schrodinger's Nude

When you receive a one-time photo, which would disappear after opening it, but before you open it, you do not know whether it is a Nude or not.

A: I got a one time photo from this girl I just met
B: Don't open yet
A: Why?
B: It could be a schrodinger's nude
A: Oh man - let me at least enjoy it in my mind for some time

by zzzbek August 31, 2023