Schrodinger's Cock

A cock that is neither small nor big until it is whipped out

"The schrodinger's cock on that guy is insane"

by Pider-Myn January 29, 2022

Schrodinger's Bussy

When you have spotted a tomboy that's equally girly and boyish that the only for you to distinguish what gender they are is to either be notified of it or take a gander and check if there is a dick or not. If you take the latter way however, you expect that there might be a dick which makes you gay. Good luck gay boy

Some poor soul : "Oh, is that a femboy or tomboy. I really don't know lets check"
*checks underneath the person's skirt and finds a massive schlonger*
Schrodinger's Bussy strikes again

by LtSmol February 18, 2023

Schrodinger's Penis

The situation of not knowing whether or not someone has a penis on the internet. Based on the theory of Schrodinger's Cat, where one cannot be sure if the cat is alive or dead within the box until one observes it with their own eyes, Schrodinger's Penis has the same basis, except instead of a cat in a box, its whether or not a penis is in someone's pants. A much easier way of saying "You never know whether or not someone is pretending to be a girl on the internet."

"You can't know for sure whether or not the penis is there until you look at it."

-"Man, Steve and his online girlfriend broke up recently"
-"Why?"
-"I told him about Schrodinger's Penis last week, and now we're here. Turns out he was getting catfished."

by 0theFool July 27, 2021

Schrodinger's Gender

A Human ( or animal if you feel like it ) that you are unsure of their gender, or you are afraid of misgendering, is in a state of Female, Male, ect. All at the same time until they indicated or state otherwise

Guy1: hey you know >insert username here<? I was wondering if they were a girl.
Guy2: I dunno man, Schrodinger's Gender y'know?

by Might be Zeke June 28, 2021

Schrodinger's Nude

When you receive a one-time photo, which would disappear after opening it, but before you open it, you do not know whether it is a Nude or not.

A: I got a one time photo from this girl I just met
B: Don't open yet
A: Why?
B: It could be a schrodinger's nude
A: Oh man - let me at least enjoy it in my mind for some time

by zzzbek August 31, 2023

Schrodinger's Shapiro

Schrodinger's Shapiro is a person who starts a debate and decides whether he was serious or not based on the outcome. Troll if he loses, serious if he wins.

Attorney: "And this concludes the defense regarding the case of property trespassing. My client is not guilty."

Judge: "I find the defendant not gui-"

Plaintiff: "Chill, your honour. I didn't sue him for real, it's just a troll."

Attorney: "Objection, your honour. That is clearly Schrodinger's Shapiro."

by Zangiuli February 14, 2022

Schrodinger's crap

The act of taking a dump and quickly closing the lid before you have time to see whether or not it actually flushed away

"at the party I left a Schrodinger's crap"

by yee-yee haircut July 22, 2024