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Schrodinger's Gender

A Human ( or animal if you feel like it ) that you are unsure of their gender, or you are afraid of misgendering, is in a state of Female, Male, ect. All at the same time until they indicated or state otherwise
Guy1: hey you know >insert username here<? I was wondering if they were a girl.
Guy2: I dunno man, Schrodinger's Gender y'know?
by Might be Zeke June 28, 2021
mugGet the Schrodinger's Gendermug.

Schrodinger's Nude

When you receive a one-time photo, which would disappear after opening it, but before you open it, you do not know whether it is a Nude or not.
A: I got a one time photo from this girl I just met
B: Don't open yet
A: Why?
B: It could be a schrodinger's nude
A: Oh man - let me at least enjoy it in my mind for some time
by zzzbek August 31, 2023
mugGet the Schrodinger's Nudemug.

Schrodingers Dick

Lets say hypothetically theres a guy you know who hasn’t even thought of showing you his cock what would you assume? Big ? Small? There is a fifty fifty chance; however meaning there is a fifty fifty chance then hypothetically it can be both, therefore meaning there is also a Higher percentage that it could just be medium
Iris:Unless your pp is Excalibur And somehow magically cut through the brick then i beg to differ that you dodged it cuz I could have smashed it up with the brick in seconds or thrown it at the pp

Kujo: So if you beg to differ.. Do you think my pp's big then? 🤨

Iris: Well , assuming that 9 times out of ten you act like you do have a big pp and say it then ofcourse i may assume that, although there is the 50/50 chance that you are either small or big ; however if its a 50/50 chance then there is also the chance that you are both , so assuming either would be wrong in my eyes so simply put, I would say medium. I call it, “Schrodingers dick”
by Iris sus June 28, 2022
mugGet the Schrodingers Dickmug.

Schrodinger's girlfriend

When she is your girlfriend and not your girlfriend simultaneously
She is my Schrodinger's girlfriend
by Randommonstercock May 10, 2024
mugGet the Schrodinger's girlfriendmug.

Schrodinger's Douchebag

Inziewienzie
> inziewienzie says something stupid and doesn't take accountability

This person is a huge Schrodinger's Douchebag
by Xalter September 10, 2025
mugGet the Schrodinger's Douchebagmug.

Schrodingers’ Rotter

When you left your living space your roommate was rotting, and continually has the habit of rotting, your roommate is simultaneously in a state of rotting and not-rotting until you confront them about what they’ve been doing the last 9 hours.
Friend 1: “Hey man what’s ur roomate up to”
Friend 2: “I don’t know, he was rotting when I left, so I guess it’s just a Schrodingers’ Rotter situation”
Friend 1: “What’s Schrodingers’Rotter”
Friend 2: When you left your living space your roommate was rotting, and continually has the habit of rotting, your roommate is simultaneously in a state of rotting and not-rotting until you confront them about what they’ve been doing the last 9 hours.
by bigleftnut49 May 18, 2024
mugGet the Schrodingers’ Rottermug.

Schrodinger’s Morbius

A phenomenon where no one knows if Micheal Morbius actually says “it’s morbin time” due to nobody ever having watched the movie. People make memes about him saying “it’s morbin time” but people make memes about him not saying “it’s morbin time”, and no one knows who’s correct because no one watched Morbius
Person 1:”Hey, did Micheal Morbius say “its morbin time” in the movie?”
Person 2:”yes”
Person 1:”but it says here that he didn’t”
Person 2:”ah, that’s called Schrodinger’s Morbius”
by Person number 6747568377 September 3, 2022
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