A person so greedy and rich that do absolutely nothing and at the same time most of them lose money and have to sell their properties because the time and money commitment is a net loss for them. The participate in a system where money is just given to them with no work yet becoming a landlord is so hard that no one who dislikes landlords can figure out how to become one.
I must be one of those Schrodinger landlords because I lost money but I'm still hated for providing short term housing to people who don't want the commitment of buying a home.
by NipseyHustle March 14, 2023
Get the Schrodinger Landlord mug.In DND... You and your team have to roll for initiative against a creature that is rated at a CR high enough to wipe out your party in one round.
New player: I'd like to take a swing at Santa.
Vertern player: no you don't.
New player. Does a 21 hit?
DM: not even close
Vertern player: Idiot! Santa is a level 20 Arch Fey!
DM: someone's on the naughty list, roll for initiative.
Vertern player: dead or alive, this is a Schrodinger's initiative. We dead, no cap.
Vertern player: no you don't.
New player. Does a 21 hit?
DM: not even close
Vertern player: Idiot! Santa is a level 20 Arch Fey!
DM: someone's on the naughty list, roll for initiative.
Vertern player: dead or alive, this is a Schrodinger's initiative. We dead, no cap.
by Exoudi December 28, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's initiative mug.The sensation of having to take a shit which then passes, only to later return. Commonly occurs when the initial need to shit is stopped by an occupied bathroom causing you to wait. You both have to and do not have to shit.
Can also be used when referring to a suspicious fart that may be a shit in disguise. Since you will not be able to tell if it's a feet or shit until you let it free and in turn measure it's state.
Can also be used when referring to a suspicious fart that may be a shit in disguise. Since you will not be able to tell if it's a feet or shit until you let it free and in turn measure it's state.
Man that Mexican food did not sit well, I've been stuck with a Schrodinger's shit for like an hour now.
by ThatGuy2410 May 8, 2022
Get the Schrodinger's shit mug.When a person might be waving at either you or a person behind you. There is no way to know unless you turn around to check.
"Bro, I was stuck in a Schrodinger's Wave yesterday!"
"How so?"
"I saw this lady waving in my direction and I wasn't sure if she was referring to me or someone else. Turns out she was waving to someone behind me after I checked."
"Damn, that's rough bro. Must've felt awkward afterwards."
"How so?"
"I saw this lady waving in my direction and I wasn't sure if she was referring to me or someone else. Turns out she was waving to someone behind me after I checked."
"Damn, that's rough bro. Must've felt awkward afterwards."
by Rockonboy123 April 30, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's Wave mug.Person 1: Because of you, I have Schrodinger's Disappointment.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: I am disappointed and not disappointed with you at the same time.
Person 2: Because I reported you to the police for opening fire in a retirement home?
Person 1: ...They had it coming
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: I am disappointed and not disappointed with you at the same time.
Person 2: Because I reported you to the police for opening fire in a retirement home?
Person 1: ...They had it coming
by Moronoki.com March 14, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's Disappointment mug.A Human ( or animal if you feel like it ) that you are unsure of their gender, or you are afraid of misgendering, is in a state of Female, Male, ect. All at the same time until they indicated or state otherwise
Guy1: hey you know >insert username here<? I was wondering if they were a girl.
Guy2: I dunno man, Schrodinger's Gender y'know?
Guy2: I dunno man, Schrodinger's Gender y'know?
by Might be Zeke June 28, 2021
Get the Schrodinger's Gender mug.A person that claims that they are white or of color, whichever is more benefiting in current situation.
Synonyms include: Ethnic Chameleon, Racial Opportunist.
Synonyms include: Ethnic Chameleon, Racial Opportunist.
A: Is John a person of color?
B: He's a Schrodinger’s Turk. One day he says he's white, the other he invokes his asian relatives.
A: So he's a racial opportunist?
B: Yeah, a real ethnic chameleon.
B: He's a Schrodinger’s Turk. One day he says he's white, the other he invokes his asian relatives.
A: So he's a racial opportunist?
B: Yeah, a real ethnic chameleon.
by Anon8271 November 24, 2025
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