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Schrodinger's Twat

A person who is capapble of being both a knob and alright, but there's no way of knowing until you interact with them.
"I hope he's going to be alright this evening, he's a real Schrodinger's Twat."
by MrToad1984 November 9, 2017
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schrodinger’s douchebag

Someone who says they were spreading misinformation based on if they were actually factually incorrect,
pretending as if they knew they were wrong the whole time.

Sometimes these types of people like to call people who see through the "misinformation" "nerds", as they are too egotistical to admit that they were just being a "dumbass".
"I made this, because my friend acts like this schrodinger’s douchebag"
by not lakepants February 15, 2024
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Schrodinger's Gamer

A person whose opinion of a game and its dev team changes based on whether or not they receive and update - most common with update re-runs.
Person 1: "I can't believe we're getting the same Halloween update from two years ago. Couldn't they give us any new content?"

Person 2: "If there was no update, you'd be complaining and saying that "you'd take another re-run over nothing". Stop being Schrodinger's Gamer."
by TheComicalWife March 9, 2023
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Schrodinger's douchebag

Someone who has a bad take and then makes an excuse of it being either a joke or ragebait based on the audience's reaction.
Anthony: I think Minecraft is overrated.
Trevor: Dude tf you mean. Minecraft is one of the best games ever made
Anthony: I-I was just joking!!/Haha! You just got ragebaited!
Harry: Anthony is such a Schrodinger's douchebag
by appleapple_1 December 21, 2025
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Schrodinger’s Turk

A person that claims that they are white or of color, whichever is more benefiting in current situation.
Synonyms include: Ethnic Chameleon, Racial Opportunist.
A: Is John a person of color?

B: He's a Schrodinger’s Turk. One day he says he's white, the other he invokes his asian relatives.

A: So he's a racial opportunist?

B: Yeah, a real ethnic chameleon.
by Anon8271 November 24, 2025
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Schrodinger's Gender

A Human ( or animal if you feel like it ) that you are unsure of their gender, or you are afraid of misgendering, is in a state of Female, Male, ect. All at the same time until they indicated or state otherwise
Guy1: hey you know >insert username here<? I was wondering if they were a girl.
Guy2: I dunno man, Schrodinger's Gender y'know?
by Might be Zeke June 28, 2021
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Schrodinger's Nude

When you receive a one-time photo, which would disappear after opening it, but before you open it, you do not know whether it is a Nude or not.
A: I got a one time photo from this girl I just met
B: Don't open yet
A: Why?
B: It could be a schrodinger's nude
A: Oh man - let me at least enjoy it in my mind for some time
by zzzbek August 31, 2023
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