Schrodinger's Cock

A cock that is neither small nor big until it is whipped out

"The schrodinger's cock on that guy is insane"

by Pider-Myn January 29, 2022

Schrodingers Douchebag

Someone who says something stupid and decides if it was a joke or not based on the reaction they get.

OP: Guys the electro fingering glove is Canon.

Everyone else: Uh what the fuck?

OP: Calm down it's just a joke.

Everyone else: okay schrodingers douchebag.

by Shittin' November 13, 2023

Schrodinger tits

When someone offers to send you tits pic but you don't know their gender

I'm in Schrodinger tits situation as I do not know your gender I am both repulsed and aroused in equal measure

by jackblk March 19, 2021

Schrodinger's Trump

A sentiment that asserts that Donald Trump is both an evil genius that wants to take over the world, and a demented confused old man depending on whichever narrative the Left decides is more convenient in the moment.

Leftoid: "Trump is sending troops to Portland! I knew it, he's a dictator that wants to take over America!"
Also Leftoid: "*Sees Elon Musk next to DJT.* Come on guys, it's obvious Trump is just a puppet for Musk, just look how confused he looks!"
Onlookers: "Oh wow, Schrodinger's Trump gone wild."

by Opa Opa September 30, 2025

Schrodinger's Cringe

Something that is both Cringe and Based at the same time.

Person 1: Arcade Craniacs is so cringe
Person 2: They are pretty self aware tho
Person 3: Schrodinger's cringe
Person 1 and 2: Shut the fuck up, Person 3.

by TMRTWO June 21, 2021

Schrodinger's crap

The act of taking a dump and quickly closing the lid before you have time to see whether or not it actually flushed away

"at the party I left a Schrodinger's crap"

by yee-yee haircut July 22, 2024

Schrodinger's Wave

When a person might be waving at either you or a person behind you. There is no way to know unless you turn around to check.

"Bro, I was stuck in a Schrodinger's Wave yesterday!"

"How so?"

"I saw this lady waving in my direction and I wasn't sure if she was referring to me or someone else. Turns out she was waving to someone behind me after I checked."

"Damn, that's rough bro. Must've felt awkward afterwards."

by Rockonboy123 April 30, 2023