Schrodinger's Hypocrite

A person who will pretend to openly support an organization or movement, but will badmouth said organization or movement in secret.

"I'm not supporting BLM because they're important. I'm doing it for the clout!"

"Dude...F**k off. You're such a Schrodinger's Hypocrite."

by Pistachio_mess December 21, 2020

Schrodinger's Lawyer

A lawkeeper who decides whether they're client should plead guilty based on the verdict of the jury

Jury: *Whispering* Yeah, he's probably guilty

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Nows your chance!

Client: I plead guilty to the first degree murder of a family of 4

Jury: Oh, we were going to say he's not guilty, but whatever

Client: Aaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Oops

by KorokDude August 25, 2023

Schrodingers Douchebag

Someone who says something stupid and decides if it was a joke or not based on the reaction they get.

OP: Guys the electro fingering glove is Canon.

Everyone else: Uh what the fuck?

OP: Calm down it's just a joke.

Everyone else: okay schrodingers douchebag.

by Shittin' November 13, 2023

Schrodinger's initiative

In DND... You and your team have to roll for initiative against a creature that is rated at a CR high enough to wipe out your party in one round.

New player: I'd like to take a swing at Santa.
Vertern player: no you don't.

New player. Does a 21 hit?
DM: not even close
Vertern player: Idiot! Santa is a level 20 Arch Fey!
DM: someone's on the naughty list, roll for initiative.

Vertern player: dead or alive, this is a Schrodinger's initiative. We dead, no cap.

by Exoudi December 28, 2023

Schrodinger's Wave

When a person might be waving at either you or a person behind you. There is no way to know unless you turn around to check.

"Bro, I was stuck in a Schrodinger's Wave yesterday!"

"How so?"

"I saw this lady waving in my direction and I wasn't sure if she was referring to me or someone else. Turns out she was waving to someone behind me after I checked."

"Damn, that's rough bro. Must've felt awkward afterwards."

by Rockonboy123 April 30, 2023

Schrodingaling

A penis so small that you can't tell if they have one or not

Do you have a schrodingaling or...?

by Zubo June 30, 2023

Schrodinger's Brownie

A brownie that could have weed in it but you are not 100% sure.

My Uncle gave me what he called "Schrodinger's Brownie".

by Wizerd1889 September 11, 2021