A vinyl record that has remained unopened or unplayed for an extended period, leaving its actual condition unknown. The record could be pristine, warped, scratched, or otherwise damaged, but the owner avoids opening it out of fear of discovering its true state—preferring to exist in blissful ignorance.
I still haven’t checked out that rare LP I bought in 2015—total schrodinger's vinyl situation over here.
Every collector has at least one schrodinger's vinyl on their shelf, too scared to find out if it survived years in the attic.
That sealed album is schrodinger’s vinyl; it’s both mint and ruined until you crack it open.
Every collector has at least one schrodinger's vinyl on their shelf, too scared to find out if it survived years in the attic.
That sealed album is schrodinger’s vinyl; it’s both mint and ruined until you crack it open.
by Concerned vinyl collector July 16, 2025
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by Randommonstercock May 10, 2024
Get the Schrodinger's girlfriend mug.When you say something creepy and decided if it was creepy or not depending on if they take it as a complement or get creeped out
Schrodinger's creep is like when someone says "Your legs look really good" and then depending on if it's an awkward laugh then silence or a thank you you would decide if it was creepy or not
by Ok but seriously this is a wor September 12, 2020
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Guy1: hey you know >insert username here<? I was wondering if they were a girl.
Guy2: I dunno man, Schrodinger's Gender y'know?
Guy2: I dunno man, Schrodinger's Gender y'know?
by Might be Zeke June 28, 2021
Get the Schrodinger's Gender mug.When you receive a one-time photo, which would disappear after opening it, but before you open it, you do not know whether it is a Nude or not.
A: I got a one time photo from this girl I just met
B: Don't open yet
A: Why?
B: It could be a schrodinger's nude
A: Oh man - let me at least enjoy it in my mind for some time
B: Don't open yet
A: Why?
B: It could be a schrodinger's nude
A: Oh man - let me at least enjoy it in my mind for some time
by zzzbek August 31, 2023
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Synonyms include: Ethnic Chameleon, Racial Opportunist.
Synonyms include: Ethnic Chameleon, Racial Opportunist.
A: Is John a person of color?
B: He's a Schrodinger’s Turk. One day he says he's white, the other he invokes his asian relatives.
A: So he's a racial opportunist?
B: Yeah, a real ethnic chameleon.
B: He's a Schrodinger’s Turk. One day he says he's white, the other he invokes his asian relatives.
A: So he's a racial opportunist?
B: Yeah, a real ethnic chameleon.
by Anon8271 November 24, 2025
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