"Hey dude, I heard you lost your virginity to that babe across the street!"
"Sorry dude, I'm only Schrodinger's virgin. Her grandma walked in on us."
"Sorry dude, I'm only Schrodinger's virgin. Her grandma walked in on us."
by MajesticSammie November 11, 2021

by Pider-Myn January 29, 2022

An thought experiment that attempts to illustrate the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics. A cat waits at the front door, asking for it to be opened. When the door is opened, the cat remains seated in place. The cat wishes to be both outside and inside, but cannot exist as both at the same time.
Schrodinger’s Cat is a pain in the ass.
“Whoah dude, have you heard of string theory?”
“Yeah, I have a Schrödinger’s cat at home. She is always trying to apply quantum superposition.”
“Whoah dude, have you heard of string theory?”
“Yeah, I have a Schrödinger’s cat at home. She is always trying to apply quantum superposition.”
by Helpimlearning October 24, 2020

The situation of not knowing whether or not someone has a penis on the internet. Based on the theory of Schrodinger's Cat, where one cannot be sure if the cat is alive or dead within the box until one observes it with their own eyes, Schrodinger's Penis has the same basis, except instead of a cat in a box, its whether or not a penis is in someone's pants. A much easier way of saying "You never know whether or not someone is pretending to be a girl on the internet."
"You can't know for sure whether or not the penis is there until you look at it."
"You can't know for sure whether or not the penis is there until you look at it."
-"Man, Steve and his online girlfriend broke up recently"
-"Why?"
-"I told him about Schrodinger's Penis last week, and now we're here. Turns out he was getting catfished."
-"Why?"
-"I told him about Schrodinger's Penis last week, and now we're here. Turns out he was getting catfished."
by 0theFool July 27, 2021

In DND... You and your team have to roll for initiative against a creature that is rated at a CR high enough to wipe out your party in one round.
New player: I'd like to take a swing at Santa.
Vertern player: no you don't.
New player. Does a 21 hit?
DM: not even close
Vertern player: Idiot! Santa is a level 20 Arch Fey!
DM: someone's on the naughty list, roll for initiative.
Vertern player: dead or alive, this is a Schrodinger's initiative. We dead, no cap.
Vertern player: no you don't.
New player. Does a 21 hit?
DM: not even close
Vertern player: Idiot! Santa is a level 20 Arch Fey!
DM: someone's on the naughty list, roll for initiative.
Vertern player: dead or alive, this is a Schrodinger's initiative. We dead, no cap.
by Exoudi December 28, 2023


Schrodinger's Shapiro is a person who starts a debate and decides whether he was serious or not based on the outcome. Troll if he loses, serious if he wins.
Attorney: "And this concludes the defense regarding the case of property trespassing. My client is not guilty."
Judge: "I find the defendant not gui-"
Plaintiff: "Chill, your honour. I didn't sue him for real, it's just a troll."
Attorney: "Objection, your honour. That is clearly Schrodinger's Shapiro."
Judge: "I find the defendant not gui-"
Plaintiff: "Chill, your honour. I didn't sue him for real, it's just a troll."
Attorney: "Objection, your honour. That is clearly Schrodinger's Shapiro."
by Zangiuli February 14, 2022
