Schrodinger's Asshole

a Schrodinger's asshole is a person who makes a statement or a joke, and decides if they don't give a fuck about it if they get embarrassed

She is literally Schrodinger's Asshole, she got so embarrassed when she spelled one word wrong and suddenly didn't care, but she's fuming!!!

by brookvollerei February 12, 2024

Schrodinger's Cringe

Something that is both Cringe and Based at the same time.

Person 1: Arcade Craniacs is so cringe
Person 2: They are pretty self aware tho
Person 3: Schrodinger's cringe
Person 1 and 2: Shut the fuck up, Person 3.

by TMRTWO June 21, 2021

Schrodingers Douchebag

Someone who says something stupid and decides if it was a joke or not based on the reaction they get.

OP: Guys the electro fingering glove is Canon.

Everyone else: Uh what the fuck?

OP: Calm down it's just a joke.

Everyone else: okay schrodingers douchebag.

by Shittin' November 13, 2023

Schrodingaling

A penis so small that you can't tell if they have one or not

Do you have a schrodingaling or...?

by Zubo June 30, 2023

Schrodinger tits

When someone offers to send you tits pic but you don't know their gender

I'm in Schrodinger tits situation as I do not know your gender I am both repulsed and aroused in equal measure

by jackblk March 19, 2021

Schrodinger's Brownie

A brownie that could have weed in it but you are not 100% sure.

My Uncle gave me what he called "Schrodinger's Brownie".

by Wizerd1889 September 11, 2021

Schrodinger's Baddie

When you see a potential baddie however she is wearing a facemask or any other accessories that may obscure her full facial features. So without purely seeing what she actually looks like that person is both ugly and a baddie at the same time.

Person 1: Yo that one chick in our class looks kinda hot
Person 2: Yeah but isn't she a Schrodinger's baddie though..?

Person 1: Ah, right I've never seen her face without the facemask

by John Paul Linguini Fetticini May 29, 2024