Pap

Something someone says that is really ignorant. Especially when it os a younger person (teenager)

Sure you can afford it, just put it on a card.

You: that’s pap!

by Dad-magnus January 10, 2022

pap schmeared

Achieving a level of drunkenness that results in a pregnancy.

Lacey: Are we getting schwasted tonight?

Todd: No. We're getting pap schmeared.

by jarulf December 15, 2011

Pap

A vagina that is often smelled before it is seen. Also can be defined as a procedure in which a forced orgasm is induced upon the clitoral region.

“I want to go get my pap smeared for my birthday,” said Stacy drunkenly.

by KINGPINUSN May 1, 2023

PAP

a PAP is a punk ass pussy, similar to a dweeb, but more extreme.

Chad: Yo brad, check out this guy, he's drunk off of 3 beers
Brad: What a fucking pap

by BobbytheOGhummer April 4, 2023

Skibbity paps

The lightning fast swats of a cat’s murder mitten. Coined by comedian Tony Baker.

The dog better leave Mr. Whiskers alone or else he’s gonna get some skibbity paps right to the nose.

by anonymous October 14, 2023

pap-the-pope

when papping is so easy you got all the pope's worth

That's a total pap-the-pope deal, you should totally act on it.

by Onder wonder November 28, 2021

Pap

Former gifted child trying to make it through university. Hot and sexy, extremely sensitive and insecure, masking it with lots of hoeing and Samantha Jones lifestyle. People think she’s funny but humor is just her main coping mechanism. Too mature for her age thanks to trauma. She’s not flirting with you she’s bored or massively into coke

Dude she’s pap, don’t get attached

by Hdhsjsn November 22, 2021