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fapping, and pooping, or, pooping and fapping. At the same time.
fapping I was taking a poop, and then for some reason I got a boner. I never like to miss an opportunity, for anything. I then decided to call my action a culmination of the two words.

papping
by hullahoopwounds December 26, 2011