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Rose filter

My brother is a moron and he thinks this is a proper phrase
I am a moron with a rose filter
by Alberto CG August 3, 2019
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rose filter

My brother is a moron and he thinks that this is a saying
by Alberto CG August 3, 2019
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turn on your filter

A phrase used to tell someone to think about what they say before saying it.
Dude, turn on your filter there are children here!

Keep your filter on when in the holocaust museum.
by Shaggytron May 21, 2018
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poop filter

a pop filter used when recording in the bathroom
you may need one for those bathroom interviews
"On first use, instructions were unclear. Mic stuck in butt, wish I bought a poop filter " -jonathan r 2017
by FlashlightMemelord January 5, 2018
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Fart filter

Fart filter when speaking about someone who talks a lot of shit knowing to filter what they say
You know when talking to him you need a fart filter
by Markbabi March 21, 2017
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facial-fur filter

A.k.a. "mustache". Refers to where you are imbibing Pure Leaf tea or other liquid-libation which contains yucky dregs that you'd just as soon not hafta gag down while quenching your thirst, and so you angle your head back and slowly pour the beverage onto your mustache so that your Fu Manchu bristles catch most of the drink's offending particulate while allowing the refreshing liquid part to seep down through your upper-lip caterpillar and into your open mouth. Depending on the quantity and concentration of said sludgy sediments, you may need to pause frequently to wipe off the accumulated residues from your 'stache with a paper towel, but this minor inconvenience is small potatoes compared to the acute tongue/throat discomfort of having to actually ingest said stringy/gelatinous goo along with your flavorful fluid!
Utilizing your facial-fur filter takes some practice, but just like the upper-lip valve method of swigging your bottled whistle-wetter, this technique can indeed be perfected through careful and frequent employment, and allow you to guzzle your drink "cleanly"; i.e., without gagging or spilling anything on your shirt.
by QuacksO October 21, 2019
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No-filter November

In November there will be no use of snapchat filters cuz we need some real pics.
No-filter november is being defined by people not using all those beautiful filters
Oh it's no filter november we must not use filters
No-Filter November is defined
by Sifx0826 November 1, 2019
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