Probably the gayest band I have ever seen in my life. Their songs consist of 'singing' that sounds like a cock is being shoved down their throats while they're being butt-fucked by some 40 year old pedo. Their fans are made of 99% of the population of 9-17 year old girls who have never had their first kiss and and have an equally strange and stalker-ish obsession with HighSchool Musical and Disney Channel. Between the three Jonas Brothers they only have 3 eyebrows because each one has a uni-brow, especially the oldest one, kevin, who looks like he has some furry rodent glued to his forehead. They SAY they're virgins but we all know that they are not. We all know they are male-hookers, I mean, why else would their pants be so tight?
Jonas Brothers Fan- OHEMGEEEE JOE JONAS IS SOOOOO HAWWTT LIKE OHEMMGEEEE
Normal Person- Go get a life, fag.
Normal Person- Go get a life, fag.
by WHATtheEFF? June 20, 2009
Get the jonas brothersmug. A crap, overated band. They are only famous for being on the Disney channel all the time, and no, I don't watch Disney Channel, my little 7 YEAR OLD sister does, and I know some of their songs because my sister likes them. They started off as an okayish Christian band but are now a pathetic pop band that sing off-key, the oldest one must be about 18 and his voice is STILL developing and he sings like an 11 year old. All of there songs are about Looovvveeee and girls. It doesn't take much talent to write 15 songs about girls. Oh, and they've coppied about 3 of their songs from Busted.
They also call themselves 'Rockstars' when their music is bubblegum pop.
Please understand that not ALL preteens like them, I've hated them since I heared them on Disney Channel at 11...
They also call themselves 'Rockstars' when their music is bubblegum pop.
Please understand that not ALL preteens like them, I've hated them since I heared them on Disney Channel at 11...
Stupid slut teen/preteen: LIKE OMG! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! EEEEEEEEK! LIKE, I'M GOING TO SEE THE JONAS BROTHERS! I TOTALLY LOVE NICK!
Person with decent taste in music: Fuck off, go listen to real music.
Jonas Brothers:Uh Uhhh WoahG irl I wanna kiss you Oh Yeahhhh ohh baby you tell me that you love meeee yeaahhh ohhh uh ohhhh Ohh Uh-Uh *chokes*
Person with decent taste in music: Fuck off, go listen to real music.
Jonas Brothers:Uh Uhhh WoahG irl I wanna kiss you Oh Yeahhhh ohh baby you tell me that you love meeee yeaahhh ohhh uh ohhhh Ohh Uh-Uh *chokes*
by .Sara=] March 03, 2008
Get the jonas brothersmug. Over hyped teenie-bopper band advocated by the Disney Channel. Contains not a iota of talent but is still liked because of the supposed "smexiness" of the members. Can be proven false by the size of their eyebrows.
"Like, oh my god! Did you see that Jonas Brothers fan vid?"
"Like, no. I was watching Twilight fan vids listening to Hannah Montana. I'll look later."
~12 year old girls
"Like, no. I was watching Twilight fan vids listening to Hannah Montana. I'll look later."
~12 year old girls
by Aerii October 08, 2008
Get the jonas brothersmug. some bubble gum pop band that came from my hometown of wyckoff new jersey. their main fan base consists of girls between ages 9 - 19. nick is the only one that has any talent. even though they are considered by many (and by many i mean teenage girls) the best thing since sliced bread, they are not even that good. metallica is way better.
group of girls: omg the jonas brothers are so hot. they are all so sensitive and not afraid to show their emotions.
weird guy: omg i know
group of guys: gay
weird guy: omg i know
group of guys: gay
by tij April 06, 2008
Get the jonas brothersmug. the most brainwashing, horrible, band ever.
a band that automatically signed themselves to Disney, just so they will get fangirls and can get undeserved appreciation for their wanna-be imitation of music.
mostly loved by girls from ages 7-15.
Why anyone 13+ would like them is beyond me, but some people just haven't heard good music.
a band that automatically signed themselves to Disney, just so they will get fangirls and can get undeserved appreciation for their wanna-be imitation of music.
mostly loved by girls from ages 7-15.
Why anyone 13+ would like them is beyond me, but some people just haven't heard good music.
Girl1: im lyke going 2 the jonas brothers showw 2nitee!!!!!11111
Girl2: omg no wayy rlyyy????// i wannanna go soooooo bad 2 !!!!11
Girl2: omg no wayy rlyyy????// i wannanna go soooooo bad 2 !!!!11
by hfdskt5798347 July 08, 2009
Get the the jonas brothersmug. bunch of gay bitches that murdered music, shitted on it's remains, and ate it's cock
also they are they pretend to be christian but in real life they worship satan and are part of the KKK
don't listen to their garbage because if you do, you'll go to hell
also they are they pretend to be christian but in real life they worship satan and are part of the KKK
don't listen to their garbage because if you do, you'll go to hell
Music listener1: Jonas brothers, huh i wonder what's so special?
(gunshot)
5 minutes later
Music listener2: Hey Paul i got some- Oh my god Jonas Brothers
(gunshot)
Music listener 1 and 2 R.I.P.
(gunshot)
5 minutes later
Music listener2: Hey Paul i got some- Oh my god Jonas Brothers
(gunshot)
Music listener 1 and 2 R.I.P.
by notan00b777 June 29, 2009
Get the jonas brothersmug. gay young men who have a crappy talent - joe jonas- nerd nick jonas- went solo and is now in a band nick jonas and the adminastration kevin jonas- just married and is very stupid they are all singers and actors in there show "jonas"
by rick tillings February 09, 2010
Get the jonas brothersmug.