NINJA

A recent type of mortgages given to those with no apparent means and little to no chance of rendering repayment. NINJA is an acronym referring to the borrower as having No Income No Job or Assets.

The housing bubble was greatly helped by financially suicidal bankers issuing NINJA loans like candy to anyone who could fog a mirror!

by esmith512 January 17, 2008

the ninjas

A raging case of herpies. They are called the ninja's because they sneak up on you when you least expect it, and put a hurtin on you...

Yo watch out for that bitch, I heard she got a raging case the of the ninjas.

by Pete Boy February 16, 2007

ninjas

a nice way to refer to a group of special "mentally challenged kids".

Damn bitch did you just see that group of ninjas?! they were running around all crazy and shit !I thought they were going to get lee my ass!

by Chelsea Mae July 10, 2006

Ninja

Another word for a small-sized Indian. Ninjas are usually camouflage by darkness (except their eyeballs will give them away) hence they are able to kick you right in the ass without you even knowing.

That little ninja came out of nowhere the other night! I swear I didn't even see him!

by yojello January 13, 2011

Ninja

Mastering the art of stealth to leave work or an event, like a boring party, without anyone noticing.

Work sucked so bad today. I totally pulled a Ninja after lunch.

by Hayden Bond July 16, 2008

the ninja

When you're jacking off in lecture hall, and a fat chick near you has her ass crack hanging out, you procede to blow your load in her crack while making a sneezing noise.

Dude, I was in lecture today, and totally pulled off the ninja.

by Rich-o December 28, 2007

NINJA

No Income, Job nor Assets

Granting a mortgage to a NINJA is a predatory lending practice.

by webstyr January 13, 2008