by Sammymmm1 March 07, 2022
"How should we compile this years list of applicants? We have two hundred thousand. Sort by highest GPA first?"
"No, just tinder them. It's slow but it's the most effective. Trust the gut, yknow."
"No, just tinder them. It's slow but it's the most effective. Trust the gut, yknow."
by tesserackt December 20, 2024
by alexpieguy June 09, 2022
A dumb as fuck dating website where 99% of users are literal trash and never find love despite years of being on the app.
by MiguelsMR April 28, 2022
When you you go on a date with a girl from tinder that doesn't look like her profile (fugly) but you have sex with her anyways and stick it in her butt when she's not expecting it.
by Awedray October 06, 2017
Swiping psychotically through Tinder after dinner each night of the holidays to kill time and ensure matches.
Alone in quarantine or bored stiff on their parents' couch, young singles everywhere swipe to the end of their daily allowance, reaping a heinous daily match with a past-prime hometown hottie, or the waiter from the cafe downstairs you've never seen with his mask off. Tinder Advent Calendar matches offer all the short-lived indulgence of the advent chocolates of childhood, but with the added risk of a dick pic.
Alone in quarantine or bored stiff on their parents' couch, young singles everywhere swipe to the end of their daily allowance, reaping a heinous daily match with a past-prime hometown hottie, or the waiter from the cafe downstairs you've never seen with his mask off. Tinder Advent Calendar matches offer all the short-lived indulgence of the advent chocolates of childhood, but with the added risk of a dick pic.
Harriet's Tinder Advent Calendar currently features Abs Joe from Chem, now a year-round receptionist, and Cute Window Guy who makes ugly infographics on his Instagram.
by daltonjfk December 17, 2020