A tinder surprise is when you match with someone on tinder and their first message is an unsolicited dick pic/pussy pic. Like a kinder surprise except instead of a toy you get unwanted genetalia
by Seantc16 August 12, 2017

My date last night was a tinder hinder. I wasn’t into her and she prevented any possibility with anyone else for the night
by Lucassworldwide February 04, 2018

An incredibly beautiful women who looks hot in a Cubs t-shirt who should definitely give Jordan a chance
Friend 1: hey, did you hear about Vivica from tinder?
Friend 2: Oh yeah!! Dude, Jordan would be perfect for her.
Friend 2: Oh yeah!! Dude, Jordan would be perfect for her.
by Most definitely not Jordan September 29, 2021

by Sammymmm1 March 07, 2022

Me: Hey bro last night I turned on the speed burner and was swiping and found your bitch on tinder. So I decided to catch her and play tinder police!
James: Really bro? I know I should’ve took my pop tarts and ran from that fucking grenade.
James: Really bro? I know I should’ve took my pop tarts and ran from that fucking grenade.
by YungTBagger January 13, 2023

by TakYttiK May 03, 2020
