by humalala February 21, 2008
An imaganary organ that rests on the outside of your stomache, they are very tasty and re-grow everytime you have a dream. also zorches that heven't been eaten in a few years become stale and nasty.
note: do not eat a cat zorch, they are poison if you happen to ingest one then belch it up before you die.
note: do not eat a cat zorch, they are poison if you happen to ingest one then belch it up before you die.
by The jizzmonkey at the end of the tunnel October 2, 2004
noun, slang for the male penile member, typically used as the subject of a smart ass answer to a dumb ass question
"Can I have some of your sandwich?"
"No, but you're more than welcome to have my zorch!"
"Can I use your pen to pick my teeth?"
"Have you tried using your zorch?"
"No, but you're more than welcome to have my zorch!"
"Can I use your pen to pick my teeth?"
"Have you tried using your zorch?"
by cupcake January 14, 2004
by legend69 September 2, 2008
Wasted. Completely shitfaced. High off your ass, so drunk you're sloshing down the street, or too tired to think straight. Completely and utterly feeling like you're in the shitter. Huge hangover or the after effects of getting high as hell or staying up so long you can't think straight. Any form of being completely wasted to the point where you can't function at ALL.
by Concrete Fever September 4, 2010
Cross-faded. Too many doobies and too many drinks. The term was originally conceived by amateur skateboarder, Andy Aced sometime in the year of 2001. The term would soon fade into archaism until it would once again resurface into popular terminology 10 years later in the depths of the Olympic National Forest.
Travis Knight, American writer and amateur skateboarder, needed to come up with an activity for the Annual Toebock Fireside Trip--a skateboarding/camping trip that started in Northern California and ended in Washington State. His early friendship with amateur skateboarder, Andy Aced, had implemented the term zorched into his vocabulary; thus, The Zorchathon was born and the term zorched found its way into the hearts of millions.
Travis Knight, American writer and amateur skateboarder, needed to come up with an activity for the Annual Toebock Fireside Trip--a skateboarding/camping trip that started in Northern California and ended in Washington State. His early friendship with amateur skateboarder, Andy Aced, had implemented the term zorched into his vocabulary; thus, The Zorchathon was born and the term zorched found its way into the hearts of millions.
by Toebock American Folklore November 16, 2018
by cobrien September 19, 2008